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Poor Abe
What's this 'Atilla' nonsense?At the inlaws the other week and her aunt came in to see the kids - she said to Atilla, 'if your dad calls the baby his princess, what does he call you? - the bairns response 'shitey arse' and walked out the room
What's this 'Atilla' nonsense, Hun?
What's this 'Atilla' nonsense?
Is this a whoosh?its the boys name
having a civilised conversation with my eldest about why he doesn't believe in god. He was pointing out all the Hausas of 'why are there natural disasters' and 'why do young kids die of nasty diseases' if they is a god
Little 'un pipes up, 'yeah, there wouldn't be nettles that sting you either'
Is this a whoosh?
Oh aye, another one from my slightly mad 3 year old. His aunt had a couple of cats. One of them got ill and had to be put down. We went down the road of honesty, just telling the bairn that one of the cats had got poorly and died. My lasses brother went down the road of telling his bairn that the cat had gone to live on a farm where there was more animals for it to play with.
This backfired when they both stayed at their nanas for the night. My lasses brothers bairn was nicely telling his nana about the cat going to a farm. My bairn overheard this, swaggered up, said "nah, the cats dead, it got knacked by a dinosaur" and walked back off again, leaving the other bairn in tears
nah, wifes slovak/hungarian and its a family name
I knar.. but attilla... surely you could have gone Italian.. Asprilia
I'll marry an Italian lass next
Reminds me of a long time ago, when number one son was on a bus when he was little. The only other people on were two older ladies who perhaps weren't in the best overall shape. They're chatting away about their arthritis and other ailments and number one son keeps looking at them. Then in a lull in the conversation he pipes up, loud enough for everyone to hear: "Dad, I thought only men are supposed to have a moustache..."
My 7 yr old grandson said last week, Grandad do you know if you had your legs ripped off your nuts would still be in place. Where that come from no one knows.Just cracked up laughing as my daughter randomly said:
Mam, if you played for Barcelona, we could call you Mumtiti
Anyone else got any funny ones?