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Yup, I think we all find farts funny in inappropiate situations.pumps are funny
"Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?"
"THAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRP!!!"
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Yup, I think we all find farts funny in inappropiate situations.pumps are funny
when ever the kids are in the car I toot the horn at random people and wave at them, when they wave back the kids go into fits, the misses on the other hand tells me to stop being a kid
A silent fart can really take the edge off the atmosphere at a funeral.Yup, I think we all find farts funny in inappropiate situations.
"Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?"
"THAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRP!!!"
I done this last night (unintentional like) my backs fucked todayStill bomb down the stairs on my arse.
She can’t live without youStand outside the bathroom whilst she's using it and hold the door handle so she thinks she locked in. Listen to her panic and then pretend I'm saving her.
I agree with you there everyone knows it's really called Frank@JL1985 I was 100% with you u til you said “mr remoto”. That’s just too much.
The remote? It's a hoofer-doofer in my house, but sometimes abbreviated to doofer. I think my little sister (10) thinks that's the only name for it.Oh and it's a doofer.
The bairn was about 5 and she had to write the word of the object next to the picture.The remote? It's a hoofer-doofer in my house, but sometimes abbreviated to doofer. I think my little sister (10) thinks that's the only name for it.
That is f***ing brilliant.Me and the bairn got told off by our lass last week.
We were seeing who could slide down the stairs the quickest inside of a sleeping bag.
I won like. Obviously.
Agreed. I'm canny jealous.Must be really nice listening to your Mrs having a shit
Me and the bairn got told off by our lass last week.
We were seeing who could slide down the stairs the quickest inside of a sleeping bag.
Still the best so far.
I won like. Obviously.
When making a hot drink at work I used to ask the lasses -Always say whos fuck offee
Meaning who wants a coffee
Sad I know
I call the remote the Raoul MoatI was bored at work and ended up flicking through this website.
33 Things You'll Only Find Funny If You Have The Mind Of A 12-Year-Old
I got me thinking that I'm quite immature.
At home, because it annoys my wife, I only open doors enough to squeeze myself through. I also call the TV remote, Mr Remoto.
Anyone else do/say/act immature?
And risk having a raging alcoholic turn up with a dressing gown, some chicken, and a fishing rod. No thanks.I call the remote the Raoul Moat
Presser in our houseThe remote? It's a hoofer-doofer in my house, but sometimes abbreviated to doofer. I think my little sister (10) thinks that's the only name for it.
We wanted to call our son Raul but the wife bottled it after the Raoul Moat carry on.I call the remote the Raoul Moat
That's sexual harassment.When making a hot drink at work I used to ask the lasses -
Are you coffeeing or teabagging today?