Childish Adults

Discussion in 'SMB' started by JL1985, Mar 14, 2019.

  1. yyy

    yyy Striker

    Yup, I think we all find farts funny in inappropiate situations.

    "Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?"

    "THAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRP!!!"
     
  2. when ever the kids are in the car I toot the horn at random people and wave at them, when they wave back the kids go into fits, the misses on the other hand tells me to stop being a kid
     
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  3. OohBaldyBally

    OohBaldyBally Striker

    The bairn reminded me of one of my annoying childish habits this morning.

    When anyone sneezes, I automatically blow a raspberry. It’s funny how many people think it was actually them farting.
     
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  4. SPUFF

    SPUFF Striker

    Nowt better than a scalding teaspoon on the back of someones hand to liven a quiet morning up.

    If any authorities online I have never done this to any of the kids, ever.
     
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  5. Last year, we were in Crete airport. They sent us down to this glass walled area to get on a bus to the plane but then realised there was no bus there so we just had to stand there. Decided to fill the time in by waving to random airport workers. My eldest was waving manically at a man and he turned round and gave him a really camp wave back. We were ill laughing but my daughter disowned us :lol:
     
  6. Pink Panther

    Pink Panther Winger

    A silent fart can really take the edge off the atmosphere at a funeral.
     
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  7. Spennymackem1981

    Spennymackem1981 Midfield

    you can get away with being immature when you have kids all the time its class,

    usually piss her off buy buying toys for the young in hes only 2 and a half that are clearly for me.....
     
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  8. safcforever

    safcforever Striker

    I done this last night (unintentional like) my backs fucked today

    She can’t live without you
     
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  9. Johnap

    Johnap Midfield Contributor

    My Dad used to knock on doors and run away - he was still doing it in his 70s!
     
  10. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Midfield

    I agree with you there everyone knows it's really called Frank
     
  11. matt228

    matt228 Midfield Contributor

    The remote? It's a hoofer-doofer in my house, but sometimes abbreviated to doofer. I think my little sister (10) thinks that's the only name for it.
     
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  12. Chappers

    Chappers Striker

    The bairn was about 5 and she had to write the word of the object next to the picture.

    It was a picture of a remote control and was under r.

    She got herself so upset and argued it was wrong and should be under d for doofer. That took some sorting out.
     
  13. Quench

    Quench Winger

    That is fucking brilliant.
     
  14. Slow joe

    Slow joe Midfield

    Agreed. I'm canny jealous.
     
  15. matt228

    matt228 Midfield Contributor

     
  16. Snugster

    Snugster Winger

    When making a hot drink at work I used to ask the lasses -
    Are you coffeeing or teabagging today?
     
  17. D.A

    D.A Striker

    I call the remote the Raoul Moat
     
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  18. MackemBob

    MackemBob Winger

    And risk having a raging alcoholic turn up with a dressing gown, some chicken, and a fishing rod. No thanks.
     
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  19. ErichZann

    ErichZann Striker

    Presser in our house

    We wanted to call our son Raul but the wife bottled it after the Raoul Moat carry on.
     
  20. D.A

    D.A Striker

    That's sexual harassment.
     

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