Childish Adults

[JL1985]

I was bored at work and ended up flicking through this website.

33 Things You'll Only Find Funny If You Have The Mind Of A 12-Year-Old

I got me thinking that I'm quite immature.

At home, because it annoys my wife, I only open doors enough to squeeze myself through. I also call the TV remote, Mr Remoto.

Anyone else do/say/act immature?

 

[blackcat1395]

pumps are funny

 

[ErichZann]

Immaturity is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Absolutely. Winds her up no end.

Helps having a 3 year old daughter, you can get away with being immature.

 

[Charmless Man]

I was bored at work and ended up flicking through this website.

33 Things You'll Only Find Funny If You Have The Mind Of A 12-Year-Old

I got me thinking that I'm quite immature.

At home, because it annoys my wife, I only open doors enough to squeeze myself through. I also call the TV remote, Mr Remoto.

Anyone else do/say/act immature?

Yes.

I often move through the house crouched down using one fist or open palm on the floor to propel myself like a chimpanzee.

I’ll do it immediately following a normal conversation and do it without warning to disappear upstairs or something like that.

 

[tunstallhill]

nowt better than hiding behind the curtains and giving it the old 'oooogie booogie boogie booogidie' when she walks in the room. sometimes have to wait 20 to 30 minutes like. giggling away to meself

 

[Charmless Man]

nowt better than hiding behind the curtains and giving it the old 'oooogie booogie boogie booogidie' when she walks in the room. sometimes have to wait 20 to 30 minutes like. giggling away to meself

A sound investment of time, I’m sure we’d all agree.

 

[Lord Potts]

If I don't get my own way I hold my breath until I turn purple.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

I was bored at work and ended up flicking through this website.

33 Things You'll Only Find Funny If You Have The Mind Of A 12-Year-Old

I got me thinking that I'm quite immature.

At home, because it annoys my wife, I only open doors enough to squeeze myself through. I also call the TV remote, Mr Remoto.

Anyone else do/say/act immature?

Thats quite funny, once or twice. After a few hundred times, i'm sure its not so funny.

 

[dangermows]

If I don't get my own way I hold my breath until I turn purple.

 

[the boot]

Shuttle cock.

I like to shout upstairs nice stuff to do or eat then when the kids get excited say something not so nice that rhymes with it.
Eg.
Me. Does anyone want a KFC?

Kids. Yes please!!!

Me. I said will someone make me a cuppa tea.

Outcome is I don’t think they would move if I shouted that the house was on fire. May have rethink my childish behaviour.

 

[OohBaldyBally]

@JL1985 I was 100% with you u til you said “mr remoto”. That’s just too much.

 

[Cox Green Fc]

Always say whos fuck offee

Meaning who wants a coffee

Sad I know

 

[dangermows]

Still bomb down the stairs on my arse.

 

[Snappy]

Stand outside the bathroom whilst she's using it and hold the door handle so she thinks she locked in. Listen to her panic and then pretend I'm saving her.

 

[JL1985]

@JL1985 I was 100% with you u til you said “mr remoto”. That’s just too much.

When you change the TV channel tonight you'll have Mr Remoto lodged in your head. You'll never look at the remote the same way again.

 

[JAZZMANB]

I'm daft as a brush but not childish or immature
My son thinks i'm the funniest bloke in the world and to be fair on a good day i'd give Stu francis a run for his money

When you change the TV channel tonight you'll have Mr Remoto lodged in your head. You'll never look at the remote the same way again.

Its the thingy or doodaa to most normal people

 

[OohBaldyBally]

Still bomb down the stairs on my arse.

Me and the bairn got told off by our lass last week.

We were seeing who could slide down the stairs the quickest inside of a sleeping bag.




I won like. Obviously.

 

[Pseudonym Number 1]

I was bored at work and ended up flicking through this website.

33 Things You'll Only Find Funny If You Have The Mind Of A 12-Year-Old

I got me thinking that I'm quite immature.

At home, because it annoys my wife, I only open doors enough to squeeze myself through. I also call the TV remote, Mr Remoto.

Anyone else do/say/act immature?

class that.

 

[Swindon On Tour]

One lad at work way into his 20’s has monster models on his desk.
Ffs he is weird like but how can people treat him seriously like.