Childish Adults

Discussion in 'SMB' started by JL1985, Mar 14, 2019.

  1. JL1985

    JL1985 Winger

    Morse, vote quimby, bigmarlon and 3 others like this.
  2. blackcat1395

    blackcat1395 Winger

    pumps are funny
     
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  3. ErichZann

    ErichZann Striker

    Immaturity is in the eye of the beholder.
     
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  4. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    Absolutely. Winds her up no end.

    Helps having a 3 year old daughter, you can get away with being immature.
     
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  5. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Yes.

    I often move through the house crouched down using one fist or open palm on the floor to propel myself like a chimpanzee.

    I’ll do it immediately following a normal conversation and do it without warning to disappear upstairs or something like that.
     
  6. tunstallhill

    tunstallhill Striker

    nowt better than hiding behind the curtains and giving it the old 'oooogie booogie boogie booogidie' when she walks in the room. sometimes have to wait 20 to 30 minutes like. giggling away to meself
     
  7. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    A sound investment of time, I’m sure we’d all agree.
     
  8. Lord Potts

    Lord Potts Winger

    If I don't get my own way I hold my breath until I turn purple.
     
  9. Thats quite funny, once or twice. After a few hundred times, i'm sure its not so funny.
     
  10. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    :lol::lol:
     
  11. the boot

    the boot Midfield

    Shuttle cock.

    I like to shout upstairs nice stuff to do or eat then when the kids get excited say something not so nice that rhymes with it.
    Eg.
    Me. Does anyone want a KFC?

    Kids. Yes please!!!

    Me. I said will someone make me a cuppa tea.

    Outcome is I don’t think they would move if I shouted that the house was on fire. May have rethink my childish behaviour.
     
  12. OohBaldyBally

    OohBaldyBally Striker

    @JL1985 I was 100% with you u til you said “mr remoto”. That’s just too much.
     
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  13. Cox Green Fc

    Cox Green Fc Central Defender

    Always say whos fuck offee

    Meaning who wants a coffee

    Sad I know
     
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  14. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Still bomb down the stairs on my arse.
     
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  15. Stand outside the bathroom whilst she's using it and hold the door handle so she thinks she locked in. Listen to her panic and then pretend I'm saving her.
     
  16. JL1985

    JL1985 Winger

    When you change the TV channel tonight you'll have Mr Remoto lodged in your head. You'll never look at the remote the same way again.
     
  17. JAZZMANB

    JAZZMANB Striker

    I'm daft as a brush but not childish or immature
    My son thinks i'm the funniest bloke in the world and to be fair on a good day i'd give Stu francis a run for his money

    Its the thingy or doodaa to most normal people
     
  18. OohBaldyBally

    OohBaldyBally Striker

    Me and the bairn got told off by our lass last week.

    We were seeing who could slide down the stairs the quickest inside of a sleeping bag.




    I won like. Obviously.
     
  19. :lol: class that.
     
  20. One lad at work way into his 20’s has monster models on his desk.
    Ffs he is weird like but how can people treat him seriously like.
     
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