Childish Adults



The bairn reminded me of one of my annoying childish habits this morning.

When anyone sneezes, I automatically blow a raspberry. It’s funny how many people think it was actually them farting.
 
Nowt better than a scalding teaspoon on the back of someones hand to liven a quiet morning up.

If any authorities online I have never done this to any of the kids, ever.
 
when ever the kids are in the car I toot the horn at random people and wave at them, when they wave back the kids go into fits, the misses on the other hand tells me to stop being a kid

Last year, we were in Crete airport. They sent us down to this glass walled area to get on a bus to the plane but then realised there was no bus there so we just had to stand there. Decided to fill the time in by waving to random airport workers. My eldest was waving manically at a man and he turned round and gave him a really camp wave back. We were ill laughing but my daughter disowned us :lol:
 
The remote? It's a hoofer-doofer in my house, but sometimes abbreviated to doofer. I think my little sister (10) thinks that's the only name for it.
The bairn was about 5 and she had to write the word of the object next to the picture.

It was a picture of a remote control and was under r.

She got herself so upset and argued it was wrong and should be under d for doofer. That took some sorting out.
 

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