Discussion in 'SMB' started by JL1985, Mar 14, 2019.
Obviously a Virgin who never gets off his Xbox
When I am mucking the horses out, I often reverse out of the stable with the full wheelbarrow, making the 'meep-meep-meep' noise that big wagons make. I have been caught doing this a few times, fortunately the men in white coats haven't been to pick me up yet.
When looking around the shops got boring I used to pretend to be Mr Bean, just to let the Mrs know it was time to stop for a pint.
The massive spider in the cup trick, funny if they hate spiders.
That link amused me. Love it when my bairns tell me off for being childish.
My son screamed a few weeks ago as I stood on the landing in the dark when he went to the toilet, then roared at him when he came out the bathroom
He messaged earlier and asked if me and my Mam were ok, so we sent him a picture of us with a bunny ear filter on.
never mind Swindon though, what about his marra at work
If my daughter is in the back seat , I drive past bus stops very slowly
with just her window open , blasting dance music,
with her window button disabled.
With her being a teenager, this mortifies her.
SWALLA by Jason Derulo is my fave
I'm 50 years old and I still skateboard.
End. Of. Fucking. Thread.
Pic 33 on that list, I'm sure that's just off the M74 at Abingdon
Ah just thought of one.
I’ll sit next to my lass on the sofa and just whisper ‘Crisssppsssssss’ into her ear until she goes and gets me some crisps.
I switch the light off when my lass is in the bath sometimes and just walk away. Pisses her right off, especially if she's reading in there
We do the scaring people coming out the bathroom thing at work.
I do that when I'm hung over, I lie in bed going juuuuuuuuice repeatedly and don't stop until she brings me two pints (one for downing, one for sipping).
I tried that with my wife by whispering "beeeer", but she just responded with: "Yeah, that sounds good, get me one too"
Oh yeah, IT at our place has a sign on the door that says something like "do not knock on the door without an appointment". I knock on the door and leg it every time I walk past.
I do pump action shotgun noises before I switch channels with the tv remote....
It’s the little things in life
Must be really nice listening to your Mrs having a shit
Was going to post something about his sexual demeanour but you did it for me.
He is one weird behaving lad like.
Whenever I'm at a family BBQ or party you'll often find me either in the garden playing footy with the bairns or on the bouncy castle getting the shit kicked out of me.
Love bairns me. Adults are fucking boring bastards.
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