Childish Adults

[Deleted member 30853]

pumps are funny

Yup, I think we all find farts funny in inappropiate situations.

"Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?"

"THAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRP!!!"

 

[myleftfoot1978]

when ever the kids are in the car I toot the horn at random people and wave at them, when they wave back the kids go into fits, the misses on the other hand tells me to stop being a kid

 

[OohBaldyBally]

The bairn reminded me of one of my annoying childish habits this morning.

When anyone sneezes, I automatically blow a raspberry. It’s funny how many people think it was actually them farting.

 

[SPUFF]

Nowt better than a scalding teaspoon on the back of someones hand to liven a quiet morning up.

If any authorities online I have never done this to any of the kids, ever.

 

[becs]

when ever the kids are in the car I toot the horn at random people and wave at them, when they wave back the kids go into fits, the misses on the other hand tells me to stop being a kid

Last year, we were in Crete airport. They sent us down to this glass walled area to get on a bus to the plane but then realised there was no bus there so we just had to stand there. Decided to fill the time in by waving to random airport workers. My eldest was waving manically at a man and he turned round and gave him a really camp wave back. We were ill laughing but my daughter disowned us

 

[Pink Panther]

Yup, I think we all find farts funny in inappropiate situations.

"Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?"

"THAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRP!!!"

A silent fart can really take the edge off the atmosphere at a funeral.

 

[Spennymackem1981]

you can get away with being immature when you have kids all the time its class,

usually piss her off buy buying toys for the young in hes only 2 and a half that are clearly for me.....

 

[safcforever]

Still bomb down the stairs on my arse.

I done this last night (unintentional like) my backs fucked today

Stand outside the bathroom whilst she's using it and hold the door handle so she thinks she locked in. Listen to her panic and then pretend I'm saving her.

She can’t live without you

 

[Johnap]

My Dad used to knock on doors and run away - he was still doing it in his 70s!

 

[Dick Fitzwell]

@JL1985 I was 100% with you u til you said “mr remoto”. That’s just too much.

I agree with you there everyone knows it's really called Frank

 

[matt228]

Oh and it's a doofer.

The remote? It's a hoofer-doofer in my house, but sometimes abbreviated to doofer. I think my little sister (10) thinks that's the only name for it.

 

[Chappers]

The remote? It's a hoofer-doofer in my house, but sometimes abbreviated to doofer. I think my little sister (10) thinks that's the only name for it.

The bairn was about 5 and she had to write the word of the object next to the picture.

It was a picture of a remote control and was under r.

She got herself so upset and argued it was wrong and should be under d for doofer. That took some sorting out.

 

[Quench]

Me and the bairn got told off by our lass last week.

We were seeing who could slide down the stairs the quickest inside of a sleeping bag.




I won like. Obviously.

That is f***ing brilliant.

 

[Slow joe]

Must be really nice listening to your Mrs having a shit

Agreed. I'm canny jealous.

 

[matt228]

Me and the bairn got told off by our lass last week.

We were seeing who could slide down the stairs the quickest inside of a sleeping bag.
Still the best so far.



I won like. Obviously.

 

[Snugster]

Always say whos fuck offee

Meaning who wants a coffee

Sad I know

When making a hot drink at work I used to ask the lasses -
Are you coffeeing or teabagging today?

 

[D.A]

I was bored at work and ended up flicking through this website.

33 Things You'll Only Find Funny If You Have The Mind Of A 12-Year-Old

I got me thinking that I'm quite immature.

At home, because it annoys my wife, I only open doors enough to squeeze myself through. I also call the TV remote, Mr Remoto.

Anyone else do/say/act immature?

I call the remote the Raoul Moat

 

[MackemBob]

I call the remote the Raoul Moat

And risk having a raging alcoholic turn up with a dressing gown, some chicken, and a fishing rod. No thanks.

 

[ErichZann]

The remote? It's a hoofer-doofer in my house, but sometimes abbreviated to doofer. I think my little sister (10) thinks that's the only name for it.

Presser in our house

I call the remote the Raoul Moat

We wanted to call our son Raul but the wife bottled it after the Raoul Moat carry on.

 

[D.A]

When making a hot drink at work I used to ask the lasses -
Are you coffeeing or teabagging today?

That's sexual harassment.