Discussion in 'SMB' started by safcrob, May 15, 2019.
Anyone remember that scene from the film Acid House with the women wearing the strap on?
Is @Dave Herbal the SMB’s answer to Rocco Siffredi?
“Itz only smells!”
Fortunately, Sky boxes, smart TVs and the like have a pause button on them for when they start talking.
It's a shame the lady of the house doesn't.
It really is my only ask.
Driving with one elbow out the window.
Making them proud, safe and satisfied.
If you do the rewards are worth the effort.
Ermm haway, changing sheets is a womans job surely, i dont touch them like
Sleeping on the couch?
Reaching for things. Carrying things. Basically a shitload of manual things
is that a man thing?
I do that
Arm round the back of the passenger seat when proper zooming out of a street in reverse
Spiders shouldn't be killed, captured at great personal risk and set free.
Spiders eat loads of flies and bugs
It's a thing that needs doing, don't really care who does it because I'm not a massive manchild.
My tracky bottoms
It's like living back at my mam's when she would go into my room and do a quick 'tidy' while I was in the bog having a shit.
The best one was when tidied my work which was laid out on my floor in a specific order into the bin.
Weird way of declaring that you're a massive puff.
Thing is mate, you actually live with your lass don’t you? I can sort of understand as its her house as well.
I live on my own. Solely responsible for the mortgage and bills. She lives a three hour drive away. Yet she sees fit to move my stuff around when she comes up
Ah, you're right that's much worse.
I outright refuse to kill them.
I pick them up and let the run around my hands for a bit. Then safely deposit them outside once I’ve enjoyed them.
When we did live together I didn’t mind so much. From a purely practical perspective she could go and find what she’d moved.
Now I ring her up and she ‘can’t remember’ where she moved stuff.
Cuddles. I mean, ha'way......................
Remembering where she's put (lost) her keys.
Getting lids off jars.
The name and exact shade of that foundation/blusher/concealer she tried in MAC in Fenwicks 2 months ago that she now wants to buy.
Putting petrol in her car
This is superb
Can't wait for the release of 50 Shades of Herbal.
I've had similar when I've been working on cosmetic stands. Some poor bloke will turn up with either an empty container or a picture on their phone saying they have been sent to buy this but they haven't got a clue what it is!
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