Things women expect men to be good at?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by safcrob, May 15, 2019.

  1. Apart from cooking, sex was the only thing my ex said I was good at. This was meant to be an insult but I took it as a compliment, especially since she had remarried :lol:.
     
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  2. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Mine expects me to be good at finding things I need that she’s moved in my house. Envelopes being the thing that I couldn’t find yesterday.
     
  3. CheersMarra84

    CheersMarra84 Striker

    Feigning interest in what their slag work mates, have got up to the weekend before.
    Plus never asking if said slag mate, is coming to her Christmas party that you’ve been invited to.
     
  4. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    I’m still amazed that anyone is crap at it in this digital age. I assumed all men were capable of watching porn and copying the actors. Clearly not it seems.
     
  5. WoodmanBoy

    WoodmanBoy Goalkeeper

     
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  6. yamar1

    yamar1 Striker

    no chance, id hate to be a youngun growing up these days, they are fucking useless.:lol:
     
  7. Some Random Guy

    Some Random Guy Striker

    She just went "fuck off, you did that on purpose" :lol:
     
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  8. :lol: I was young
     
  9. monkeytassle

    monkeytassle Striker

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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  10. CatRyan

    CatRyan Striker

    That's like saying you don't understand why everyone isn't great at dancing or football.
     
  11. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Not quite. It’s more like asking why not everyone is a dogged police inspector because they’ve been to see Les Miserables.
     
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  12. Whitburnmakem

    Whitburnmakem Subs Bench

    Answering questions on something they are also watching on the tv at the same time
     
  13. The Sinful Dwarf

    The Sinful Dwarf Midfield

    Might be worth a quick conversation with the loved one before choking them out, spitting in their face and taking a dump on their chest.
     
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  14. Some where between nothing and everything depending what mood they're in.
     
  15. jarramackem

    jarramackem Midfield

    Abstinence iirc
     
  16. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    I mean if confirmation that Dave has a sex swing in his spare room was ever needed...
     
  17. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    No, cos it takes talent to do either of those things. Sex doesn’t require talent,

    If you warn them it spoils the surprise.
     
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  18. Listening

    Talking

    Being bothered about shit things
     
  19. Lefty Frizzell

    Lefty Frizzell Midfield

    Ordering take aways over the phone
    Proper Gardening (not potting plants)
    Driving the car on journeys when it is dark/Icey/raining
    Any job related to the garage/shed
    Not wanting to start working part time for hobbies/better life balance
     

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