Does my fcuking head in that. When I get home and the kids have gone to bed I like nowt better than just sitting in silence for a while or just watching tv and doing absolutely nothing. The wife (no) thinks this is the perfect opportunity to talk me through, in great detail, the entirety of her day. Ffs. I don’t tell her about mine so why the fuck does she think I’m remotely interested in hers. Then she goes off on one when she eventually realises, normally after about 23 minutes of silence from me, that I’m not actually listening to a single word of her drivel. She normally goes off to bed in a huff at this point so I get my silence
Pity I can only put one like for this post.
no chance, id hate to be a youngun growing up these days, they are fucking useless.Can a man that can't just knock up a new shed or build a gazebo truly call himself a man?
She once left me a list like that. But I lost it, and just did the things I thought needed doing.
When we went to bed the list was under the duvet - job #1 was change sheets.
Might be worth a quick conversation with the loved one before choking them out, spitting in their face and taking a dump on their chest.
No, cos it takes talent to do either of those things. Sex doesn’t require talent,That's like saying you don't understand why everyone isn't great at dancing or football.
If you warn them it spoils the surprise.Might be worth a quick conversation with the loved one before choking them out, spitting in their face and taking a dump on their chest.