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Fortunately, Sky boxes, smart TVs and the like have a pause button on them for when they start talking.Watching the telly and listening to them at the same time
Ermm haway, changing sheets is a womans job surely, i dont touch them likeCan a man that can't just knock up a new shed or build a gazebo truly call himself a man?
She once left me a list like that. But I lost it, and just did the things I thought needed doing.
When we went to bed the list was under the duvet - job #1 was change sheets.
Ermm haway, changing sheets is a womans job surely, i dont touch them like
Driving with one elbow out the window.
Spiders shouldn't be killed, captured at great personal risk and set free.Killing spiders.
It really is my only ask.
It's a thing that needs doing, don't really care who does it because I'm not a massive manchild.Ermm haway, changing sheets is a womans job surely, i dont touch them like
Mine expects me to be good at finding things I need that she’s moved in my house. Envelopes being the thing that I couldn’t find yesterday.
It's a thing that needs doing, don't really care who does it because I'm not a massive manchild.
Sellotape
Scissors
My trainers
My tracky bottoms
My socks
It's like living back at my mam's when she would go into my room and do a quick 'tidy' while I was in the bog having a shit.
The best one was when tidied my work which was laid out on my floor in a specific order into the bin.
Weird way of declaring that you're a massive puff.
Thing is mate, you actually live with your lass don’t you? I can sort of understand as its her house as well.
I live on my own. Solely responsible for the mortgage and bills. She lives a three hour drive away. Yet she sees fit to move my stuff around when she comes up
Killing spiders.
It really is my only ask.
Ah, you're right that's much worse.
I’m still amazed that anyone is crap at it in this digital age. I assumed all men were capable of watching porn and copying the actors. Clearly not it seems.
Most birds just want to be banged through the wall to be fair.
The name and exact shade of that foundation/blusher/concealer she tried in MAC in Fenwicks 2 months ago that she now wants to buy.