Things women expect men to be good at?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by safcrob, May 15, 2019.

  1. CatRyan

    CatRyan Striker

    Sex requires skill and an emotional intelligence or ability also it requires communication and intimacy. None of which you get from watching porn.

    If your sex is basically karaoke porn you're doing it wrong and missing the best aspects of it.
  2. Lefty Frizzell

    Lefty Frizzell Midfield

    You're watching the wrong kind of porn mate.

    Emotional intelligence?! :lol: Awooga
  3. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    Most birds just want to be banged through the wall to be fair.
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  4. spoony

    spoony Striker

    Taking the bins out
  5. I'm Spartacus

    I'm Spartacus Winger

    I wonder if 70’s dudes back scuttled their lass with one hand on their hip shouting umm ja after seeing it on a colour climax Betamax?
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  6. Drinking to excess
    Shagging other women
    Being thoroughly selfish
  7. FootballFan

    FootballFan Striker

    I'm not getting involved in this.
  8. curry ok porn is probably a Friday night staple in many households.
  9. ARs biscuit

    ARs biscuit Goalkeeper

    Knowing where the toilets are!

    As in, we're in a place in a resort, on an island we've never been to.
    Better half-Where's the toilet?
    Me dunno, never been here before in my life...Ever!
    Better half- oh i thought you would know. :eek:.
  10. CatRyan

    CatRyan Striker

    Even a good banging is more nuanced than hammering a nail in and it isn't about special moves from porn.
  11. Seaham Towny

    Seaham Towny Winger

    :lol: :lol:
  12. Mickdundee

    Mickdundee Central Defender

    Usually it’s something she’s asked to watch and the reason she needs to ask the question is because she’s been “multitasking” by watching makeup tutorials on YouTube!
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  13. Not bubbling when watching Schindlers List
  14. chriswallace85

    chriswallace85 Striker

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: WTF?!?!?!
  15. monkeytassle

    monkeytassle Striker

    Uncle herb holding a poor lass by the ears like dumbo trying to put one through the back of her head....
  16. Lambchops

    Lambchops Striker

    He'll pull ten tonne Tess and be trying to bend her into shapes he's seen on Brazzers - poor lass will have dislocated lugholes
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  17. chriswallace85

    chriswallace85 Striker

    Just imagine the clip of the hower standing there in his daft bike helmet and a 12" pepperoni around his cock.
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  18. Lambchops

    Lambchops Striker

  19. joemcdokes

    joemcdokes Striker

    I’m good at that, absolutely shite parking normally.

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