offshore
Midfield
That also gets on my tits very childish indeedA little cringe more than an annoyance, but referring to Newcastle Airport on here as Ponteland Airport.
I got very annoyed at a doctor when getting my medical ( about 20 years ago) for offshore and I was very fit and getting into bodybuilding ( didn't last long as I love me scram) so I didn't have much body fat bit I was 19st at 6ft3. He told me my BMI was high and needed to shed a few stone! Coming from a bloke about 5ft7 and 20 stone we got into a bit of a heated debate! I didn't think he was gonna sign the certificate in the end hahahaOn a less serious note being told after an ultrasound scan to lose some weight. 6 feet tall 15 stone fair enough, BMI a bit high so middle age spread needs sorted. However the lecturer, a female nurse of ample proportion,size 18 at a minimum estimate tells me with a straight face to eat less. TBF she wouldn't be heavier than myself but at about 5ft 6 it really is an eye-opener when she seemed unaware that if you should practice what you preach she was off the scale. I did manage to keep a straight face myself but I know I couldn't do it again.
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