Harry Angstrom
Striker
It is an essential building block though.I'd argue that getting pissed and eating a kebab is hardly indicative of a life lived in full.
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It is an essential building block though.I'd argue that getting pissed and eating a kebab is hardly indicative of a life lived in full.
It is an essential building block though.
Spot in there mate. Large chicken shish, extra onion and chilli, with chips and diet fizzy pop. Used to be our Wednesday night meal before the bairns came along.Doner meat is congealed scrapings off the abattoir floor mixed with some flour and stuck to a stick, then warmed and cooled down every day until it's gone.
Bacteria ridden muck. Fuck that.
Chicken kebabs, cooked fresh on a skewer, they're a completely different kettle of fish - lush, pissed or not.
Not at all. It's a magnificent bacchanalian ritual that is part of a well balanced life.A rite of passage. From spotty faced youth eating Big Macs to a manly fat laden, mechanically recovered kebab.
Not at all. It's a magnificent bacchanalian ritual that is part of a well balanced life.
The bairns prefer a curry?Spot in there mate. Large chicken shish, extra onion and chilli, with chips and diet fizzy pop. Used to be our Wednesday night meal before the bairns came along.
I had one of those the other week. The preparation was worse than the event.It's what I'll be having tomorrow night for tea after my colonoscopy , I figure after eating eggs, white bread, ham and cheese for a few days (and nothing today after 9am) I deserve the bugger (usually have a takeaway on a weekend so that will be my treat, cant wait, yum yum).
I'm sitting here knowing I cant fart, because it won't be a fart will it . And I've had loads of them, I really hate the prep but the drugs you get on the day are mint, I take full advantage of the gas and air anarl .The bairns prefer a curry?
I had one of those the other week. The preparation was worse than the event.
I just caught last orders in Greggs then went for a couple of pints in Chesters.I'm sitting here knowing I cant fart, because it won't be a fart will it . And I've had loads of them, I really hate the prep but the drugs you get on the day are mint, I take full advantage of the gas and air anarl .
True. Love a chilli kebab with jalapenos all ower itPeople who only eat kebabs when drunk are missing out imo
Picolax is brutal but effective, Moviprep is just slow torture.I'm sitting here knowing I cant fart, because it won't be a fart will it . And I've had loads of them, I really hate the prep but the drugs you get on the day are mint, I take full advantage of the gas and air anarl .
They taste miles nicer when you're sober and hungry and have a kebab.Why are they the best thing ever when sozzled? It's like a one night stand with a fat lass.
Woke up feeling like an absolute minger.
I'm hungry now.
People who only eat kebabs when drunk are missing out imo
You only get a choice of 1 sauce at my local gaff, so I just pay the extra to get the other one.I only get a choice of Chilli, and/or Garlic sauce. I'm asking for some imo next feckin time!
Chilli sauce all the way for me, don’t think I’ve had garlic sauce for about 15 year. Special mention for Indian efforts like Saffron where you can pick a tub of Madras, Pathia etc as your dip. Top notchI only get a choice of Chilli, and/or Garlic sauce. I'm asking for some imo next feckin time!
Chilli sauce all the way for me, don’t think I’ve had garlic sauce for about 15 year. Special mention for Indian efforts like Saffron where you can pick a tub of Madras, Pathia etc as your dip. Top notch
Chilli sauce all the way for me, don’t think I’ve had garlic sauce for about 15 year. Special mention for Indian efforts like Saffron where you can pick a tub of Madras, Pathia etc as your dip. Top notch