Having a kebab

Discussion in 'SMB' started by xmfd, Apr 13, 2019 at 9:02 AM.

  1. Harry Angstrom

    Harry Angstrom Striker

    It is an essential building block though.
     
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  2. A rite of passage. From spotty faced youth eating Big Macs to a manly fat laden, mechanically recovered kebab.
     
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  3. CollingwoodFTM

    CollingwoodFTM Striker

    Spot in there mate. Large chicken shish, extra onion and chilli, with chips and diet fizzy pop. Used to be our Wednesday night meal before the bairns came along.
     
  4. Harry Angstrom

    Harry Angstrom Striker

    Not at all. It's a magnificent bacchanalian ritual that is part of a well balanced life.
     
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  5. :lol::lol::lol:
     
  6. It's what I'll be having tomorrow night for tea after my colonoscopy :neutral:, I figure after eating eggs, white bread, ham and cheese for a few days (and nothing today after 9am) I deserve the bugger (usually have a takeaway on a weekend so that will be my treat, cant wait, yum yum).
     
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  7. andy

    andy Striker

    The bairns prefer a curry?

    I had one of those the other week. The preparation was worse than the event.


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    The colonoscopy not a kebab.
     
    Last edited: Apr 14, 2019 at 3:12 PM
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  8. I'm sitting here knowing I cant fart, because it won't be a fart will it :lol:. And I've had loads of them, I really hate the prep but the drugs you get on the day are mint, I take full advantage of the gas and air anarl :D.
     
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  9. andy

    andy Striker

    I just caught last orders in Greggs then went for a couple of pints in Chesters.
     
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  10. Cox Green Fc

    Cox Green Fc Central Defender

    True. Love a chilli kebab with jalapenos all ower it
     
  11. Bishop Boy

    Bishop Boy Striker

    Picolax is brutal but effective, Moviprep is just slow torture.
     
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  12. bonsai

    bonsai Midfield Lost Magpie

  13. Slow joe

    Slow joe Midfield

    They taste miles nicer when you're sober and hungry and have a kebab.
     
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  14. Bishop Boy

    Bishop Boy Striker

    I'm hungry now.
     
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  15. mysticmackem

    mysticmackem Midfield

    I only get a choice of Chilli, and/or Garlic sauce. I'm asking for some imo next feckin time!
     
  16. You only get a choice of 1 sauce at my local gaff, so I just pay the extra to get the other one.
     
  17. Lone Wolf

    Lone Wolf Goalkeeper

    Chilli sauce all the way for me, don’t think I’ve had garlic sauce for about 15 year. Special mention for Indian efforts like Saffron where you can pick a tub of Madras, Pathia etc as your dip. Top notch
     
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  18. mysticmackem

    mysticmackem Midfield

    Madras sauce on a Kebab sounds canny. Good scran for the beer scooter home!
     
  19. xmfd

    xmfd Winger

    Fair play doesn't seem too unhealthy to be honest
     
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  20. Makcem Crihs

    Makcem Crihs Goalkeeper

    I bought a chilli/garlic mixed sauce from Aldi and its canny decent!

    Saffron and the likes are top draw for kebabs and sauces
     

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