Having a kebab

Discussion in 'SMB' started by xmfd, Apr 13, 2019.

  1. xmfd

    xmfd Winger

    Why are they the best thing ever when sozzled? It's like a one night stand with a fat lass.
    Woke up feeling like an absolute minger.
     
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  2. Yer da claims JSA

    Yer da claims JSA Full Back

    Yes mate. You’ve been out on the piss. We get it
     
  3. Alcohol and kebab meat......the quickest way to a shorter life.
     
  4. Rubberglove

    Rubberglove Midfield

    They taste even better the next morning
     
  5. lurker

    lurker Striker

    The light that burns twice as bright lasts half as long
     
  6. Lone Wolf

    Lone Wolf Goalkeeper

    People who only eat kebabs when drunk are missing out imo
     
  7. I'd argue that getting pissed and eating a kebab is hardly indicative of a life lived in full.
     
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  8. alicante mackem

    alicante mackem Striker

    I've not been off the toilet this morning thanks to last night's kebab. It was lovely mind. And I was very drunk.

    Short but enjoyable.
     
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  9. CEF

    CEF Midfield

    Can't whack cold kebab and chipsfor breakfast when your still half pissed.
     
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  10. Not always that short......just impaired by stroke, heart disease, turning yellow and having a brain that no longer works :lol:
     
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  11. JAZZMANB

    JAZZMANB Striker

    Hardly ever do now
    Occasional tea time treat
     
  12. mackembuddha

    mackembuddha Central Defender

    I really fancy a kebab now. I think I'll get one for my tea.
     
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  13. alicante mackem

    alicante mackem Striker

    Aye, well apart from them minor inconveniences.
     
  14. MarcoGoalo

    MarcoGoalo Striker

    Kebabs are class any time of the day, pissed or not
     
  15. ilovehorswill

    ilovehorswill Winger

    I'd almost like they're compensating for something packed with meat, salty and covered with sauce
     
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  16. lurker

    lurker Striker

    Then you are only half a man
     
  17. super noodles

    super noodles Winger

    Kebabs are good, but hoagies are on another level
     
  18. Herr Lipp

    Herr Lipp Reserve Squad

    Nothing better than a good quality kebab with trimmings, however nowt worse than getting a lifting one when sober.
     
  19. Half the size maybe :lol:
     
  20. yamar1

    yamar1 Striker

    They even do frozen kebab meat in iceland now. What a time to be alive, maybee not for long for the people who buy it.
     
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