Having a kebab



Causes bad flatulence, I asked my marra how he can eat so many kebabs and not keep farting all the time. I asked him what to do about my kebab flatulence, he said 'go to the bog and drop your guts marra' works every time.
 
Had one on Saturday night, but the guy makes his own donner meat spits from scratch (he's Cypriot and has run the shop for 27 years) and the difference between his and other shop ones was night and day - very tasty, very nice, well seasoned.

It was almost off-putting to some extent because I felt a bit cheated that I wasn't getting the 'dodgy kebab' experience. Couldn't argue with the taste though - lush!

Oh, and no violent gut eruptions the day after!!
 
Why are they the best thing ever when sozzled? It's like a one night stand with a fat lass.
Woke up feeling like an absolute minger.
Do you know wher Kylie used to get her kebabs from?
 

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