Having a kebab

Discussion in 'SMB' started by xmfd, Apr 13, 2019 at 9:02 AM.

  1. DurhamRifleman

    DurhamRifleman Central Defender

    Rank, even when I'm pissed cannot stomach them.
     
  2. The elephants foot mince ones are nasty but the chicken ones , either on the elephant foot but proper chicken bits or on the skewer are quiet healthy really
    The lamb on the skewers or in the bits of meat on the elephant foot aren’t too bad either

    What’s not too like anytime of day or night ?
     
  3. Makcem Crihs

    Makcem Crihs Goalkeeper

    I made chicken shawarma type kebab last night sober and it was amazing
     
  4. gegsongegsonlegs

    gegsongegsonlegs Midfield

    What are these hoagies you speak of?
     
  5. super noodles

    super noodles Winger

    Chips, cheese, doner meat* and sauce wrapped in a chapati. It might only be a Glasgow/Scotland thing, I'm not sure, but it's incredible.

    *This can be substituted for a different filling. I had a chicken tikka one the other day.
     
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  6. Grammar Police

    Grammar Police Midfield

    Doner meat is congealed scrapings off the abattoir floor mixed with some flour and stuck to a stick, then warmed and cooled down every day until it's gone.

    Bacteria ridden muck. Fuck that.

    Chicken kebabs, cooked fresh on a skewer, they're a completely different kettle of fish - lush, pissed or not.
     
  7. There's a little shop in the Grainger market that does canny kebab meat. Nice with a few chips.
    It also does a very nice range of hot and cold sandwiches. And pies.
     
  8. FootballFan

    FootballFan Striker

    kebabs are great every now and then, no prob whatsoever
     
  9. gegsongegsonlegs

    gegsongegsonlegs Midfield

    Cheers and kebab meat has divided opinion here at castle gegs. Mrs g reckons it could be nice.. I'm not so sure..

    Had a mix kebab last night from saffron, chicken tikka, lime chicken ( I think) lamb tikka, kofte, spicy kebab meat, jockeys and a naan bread , salad.. curry sauce, garlic etc etc .. done 3 of us and was still some left... £12 and was well worth it.. wasn't your usual greasy fayre piled up.. was really tasty. Was t pissed.
     
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  10. Rubberglove

    Rubberglove Midfield

    That sounds fucking lovely, making me feel hungry now :lol:
     
  11. banburysafc

    banburysafc Winger

    Had another Mustafa's (not the Kreuzberg one) in Berlin a few weeks ago, incredible.
     
  12. Henry_Hill

    Henry_Hill Goalkeeper

    Grim
     
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  13. Lone Wolf

    Lone Wolf Goalkeeper

    This as welll, if you haven’t tried the Indian take on them you are missing out. Would never eat a full Doner to myself as the calorie count is off the scale, but a bit here and there is lovely
     
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  14. Nookie Bear

    Nookie Bear Winger

    Rarely have a donner as usually a chicken one for me from marios as part of their sizzler , will nick a couple of strips off wilfy if he has one but years since I’ve had a full one
     
  15. cosmicchris00

    cosmicchris00 Midfield

    I only eat the shish from proper kebab shops.

    Caspian in Birtley is still the daddy for me burrits a lang way from Leeds like so helps keep it down ter once or twice a yor
     
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  16. xmfd

    xmfd Winger

    Is this actually true? How do they get away with that?
     
  17. Chicken kebabs are mint
     
  18. box2box

    box2box Striker

    A drunken kebab is part of the rich tapestry of life
     
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  19. Randy Bareback

    Randy Bareback Midfield

    I do like a kebab from time to time but i dont know if its just me but god i feel awful afterwards. My body feels like its shutting down.
     
  20. Bought one last night.. it's not seen the light of day..it's on the side totally untouched
     

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