Biscuits Behaviour

[ilovehorswill]

Mostly water.

Ah, I tried the drinking 2 litres a day crack but water didn't do it for me.

Fizzy pop obviously a no-no and fruit juice too sugary. For me a flask of piping hot tea is easier to drink, less bland than water and makes good financial sense.

 

[Slow joe]

Believe it or not there are even people out here who don’t drink tea.

I’m one of them. Disgusting stuff, the ruin of the British Empire. What a pathetic population who absolutely can’t function through the day without a compulsion to drink gallons of the stuff.

Ditto for coffee.

You're a proper English hating wanker you like.

 

[Wilfy]

Wrang uns dunk. Bite the biscuit in half and then take a sup of tea with half in ya gob. Simples.

Please allow me to fix your life.

KitKat straws mutha fucka

I see your KitKat and raise you a Twix. This obviously negates my last post.

 

[maygo]

Don't type 'soggy biscuit' into Urban Dictionary

 

[Yankee Mackem]

I’m intrigued to how you’ve gathered data on this Goaty?

Sample was skewed due to being conducted in Newcastle

 

[Typhoonftm]

Which kind is best for dunking ? I don't much fancy my cuppa filling up with crumbs.

Whatever you do, don't use Maria keks (Scandinavian version of rich tea) By far the worst ever dunker made.

 

[PrisonBroken]

Wrang uns dunk. Bite the biscuit in half and then take a sup of tea with half in ya gob. Simples.


I see your KitKat and raise you a Twix. This obviously negates my last post.

Oh not my favourite but will try it.

Time out should be avoided, unless you like scalding your mouth

 

[hypersonic]

Crunch creams or chocolate hob nobs

A dangerously delicious biscuit.

You can't just have one... packet

 

[Lord Potts]

There are people out there who don’t dunk their biscuits in their tea?

f***ing weirdos. Should be on some sort of register.

I have seen some dunkers at it. The worst of them like to soak something like a digestive in their tea until the end of the biscuit becomes a sloppy mush and flops in to the tea. They then actually consume all the content of their tea cup. It must be like swallowing warm sick.

They never seem to care weather there are children women or elderly people present when they do this sort of thing. I hear that there is a move afoot to introduce "dunking" in ours school and to " normalise" dunking among young people and make it acceptable.

 

[wilka88]

Custard Cream or Chocolate Bourbons

 

[hypersonic]

Custards creams.

Unfortunately I discovered Jaffa cakes don’t dunk very well

Cos' they're not biscuits

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Rich Tea only, in cups of tea.

A plain Digestive is acceptable at a push for the lower classes, but if they persist in this behaviour they can't expect to rise above their station in life.

Chocolate biscuits are a no-no, and those filthy bastards who dunk in cups of coffee will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes

 

[Bishop Mackem]

Occasionally I will get a bowl, mash up a few bourbon biscuits with a spoon and then pour milk over them

Canny nice

 

[Beer_Monkey]

Malted Milk are great dunked in a brew.

Chocolate Malted Milk, two at a time, back to back.

 

[maygo]

Any sweet biscuit will do for dunking. It's a game of skill and timing to get maximum soak effect before snappage

 

[Ambivalent Dave]

Occasionally I will get a bowl, mash up a few bourbon biscuits with a spoon and then pour milk over them

Canny nice

There’s always one isn’t there?

Mods: ban this f***ing pervert

 

[peil]

Big dunker me. Chocolate bourbons are best.
As a child I'd dunk a mars bar in a cup of soup.

Are you related to @Forrest Gump - he has a similar soup affliction iirc

 

[niknak_123]

You can buy biscuit flavoured teabags nowadays to save you the trouble of dunking

 

[AlpineExile]

Just watched something on the telly about biscuits. According to the program around half of folks in the UK dunk their biscuits in their tea. Which basically mean half the folks I know at your end are 'dunkers'. Proper tickled me that has.

In a Whatsapp group with just three people, two from the NE, one said he does it (sometimes even double-dunking) while the other said it was scratter behaviour.

I learn something new every day. Must give it a go sometime and see what the fuss is about. Which kind is best for dunking ? I don't much fancy my cuppa filling up with crumbs.

You're from the home of speculaas, are you telling us you never dunk them in your coffee or tea? Weirdo.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Any sweet biscuit will do for dunking. It's a game of skill and timing to get maximum soak effect before snappage

Just like my sex and banjo string.