Discussion in 'SMB' started by forzamilansafc, Feb 11, 2019.
The awful choice of films and TV series and the poor selection of complimentary lagers
Getting pissed and waking up in Swindon instead of Reading....
I do all three of them because:
A-I don’t like smelly tramps sitting next to me
B-sometimes it’s more productive to work whilst travelling
C-I like to touch my bags they’re sensual
2 blokes on the 3.30 Edinburgh -Newc last Monday who worked for Swissport and were heading to Wakefield to fire someone who had an in-joke involving saying "arite son" in a soft Scottish accent to each other every 30 seconds. Fucking spenks.
Why would someone minding their own business working on a laptop bother or annoy anyone?
When someone gets mugged/assaulted and everyone just sits there ignoring it like it's not even happening. Fannies.
Let's have a look at what you could have won!
Jealous that some people have jobs that entail fucking about on a laptop and very little else I’d imagine.
Love working on the train me, means I can save myself from taking an extra day of holiday.
Anyone who doesn’t just get on at the right door of the right carriage quickly, put their shit away and sit down out of the aisle. Ideally nowhere near me.
Reservation system always seems to fill a carriage up, so you are crushed in your reserved seat and there’s 3 empty carriages on the train
Wish it showed you which trains are the emptiest when you booked
Theres your million pound app idea right there.
The Trans Pennine Company providing a service that starts from Manchester airport, you know, where the planes are and people who get off planes who have cases, so the best train is one with enough space for 5 sodding cases in the luggage rack.
Cue isles, tables and walkways full of 20kg cases full up being kicked around the place.
The Stansted “Express” taking a fucking hour
Love trains though, best way to travel
Having to step over Jeremy Corbyn to get to the bogs.
They always leave at least one carriage (and often two) unreserved allowing people who had to book at short notice or wanted some flexibility in journey time the option of a seat, in fairness.
You used to be able to book your seat with a airline type plan year years ago on east coast, I used to always get the loner seat in the quiet coach gets around a lot of the stuff mentioned here. Now I avoid whatever coach my reserved seat is in cos thats exactly what they do fill those ones up. Its like airlines for sme reason people seem to lose number comprehension when getting on ie no seat 7 isnt anywhere near seat 64.
One side of the carriage having working plugs always the one not sat in.
The guard trying to be funny/a "character" when doing announcements.
Anyone who thinks I want to have a conversation with them.
Knowing people are stood outside the bog when having a crap, moreso when miscalculate and pulling into a station just as finishing so the audience is even bigger than the poeple waitung to use it.
Trains back from York on a Saturday night dry, due to the recent influx of bellend mags causing trouble
Passengers end of!!!
Pig in knickers?
Eh ? Why should they wait for the train to start moving before eating ?
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