Annoying things on trains

Discussion in 'SMB' started by forzamilansafc, Feb 11, 2019.

  1. Lambchops

    Lambchops Striker

    The awful choice of films and TV series and the poor selection of complimentary lagers
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  2. Lukas73

    Lukas73 Winger

    Getting pissed and waking up in Swindon instead of Reading....
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  3. Jasper

    Jasper Striker

    I do all three of them because:
    A-I don’t like smelly tramps sitting next to me
    B-sometimes it’s more productive to work whilst travelling
    C-I like to touch my bags they’re sensual
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  4. Fusco

    Fusco Midfield

    2 blokes on the 3.30 Edinburgh -Newc last Monday who worked for Swissport and were heading to Wakefield to fire someone who had an in-joke involving saying "arite son" in a soft Scottish accent to each other every 30 seconds. Fucking spenks.
  5. Why would someone minding their own business working on a laptop bother or annoy anyone?
  6. Richy Fingers

    Richy Fingers Full Back

    When someone gets mugged/assaulted and everyone just sits there ignoring it like it's not even happening. Fannies.
  7. leecoo

    leecoo Full Back

    Let's have a look at what you could have won!
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  8. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Jealous that some people have jobs that entail fucking about on a laptop and very little else I’d imagine.

    Love working on the train me, means I can save myself from taking an extra day of holiday.
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  9. KingOfSeaburn

    KingOfSeaburn Winger

    Anyone who doesn’t just get on at the right door of the right carriage quickly, put their shit away and sit down out of the aisle. Ideally nowhere near me.

    Reservation system always seems to fill a carriage up, so you are crushed in your reserved seat and there’s 3 empty carriages on the train

    Wish it showed you which trains are the emptiest when you booked
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  10. MackemBob

    MackemBob Winger

    Theres your million pound app idea right there.
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  11. a1970man

    a1970man Midfield

    The Trans Pennine Company providing a service that starts from Manchester airport, you know, where the planes are and people who get off planes who have cases, so the best train is one with enough space for 5 sodding cases in the luggage rack.

    Cue isles, tables and walkways full of 20kg cases full up being kicked around the place.
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  12. The Stansted “Express” taking a fucking hour
  13. Dennis

    Dennis Central Defender

    'Train cancelled'

    Love trains though, best way to travel
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  14. CEF

    CEF Midfield

    Having to step over Jeremy Corbyn to get to the bogs.
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  15. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    They always leave at least one carriage (and often two) unreserved allowing people who had to book at short notice or wanted some flexibility in journey time the option of a seat, in fairness.
  16. Marsden Mackem

    Marsden Mackem Midfield

    You used to be able to book your seat with a airline type plan year years ago on east coast, I used to always get the loner seat in the quiet coach gets around a lot of the stuff mentioned here. Now I avoid whatever coach my reserved seat is in cos thats exactly what they do fill those ones up. Its like airlines for sme reason people seem to lose number comprehension when getting on ie no seat 7 isnt anywhere near seat 64.

    One side of the carriage having working plugs always the one not sat in.

    The guard trying to be funny/a "character" when doing announcements.

    Anyone who thinks I want to have a conversation with them.

    Knowing people are stood outside the bog when having a crap, moreso when miscalculate and pulling into a station just as finishing so the audience is even bigger than the poeple waitung to use it.
    Last edited: Feb 11, 2019
  17. mickeymoor

    mickeymoor Full Back

    Trains back from York on a Saturday night dry, due to the recent influx of bellend mags causing trouble
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  18. Iballistic George

    Iballistic George Central Defender

    Passengers end of!!!
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  19. Pig in knickers?
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  20. Slow joe

    Slow joe Midfield

    Eh ? Why should they wait for the train to start moving before eating ?

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