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That one annoying fat pig on a hen party, that has to be the centre of attention.
It’s never the fit one is it! Hen do’s without exception always have a fit lass, but she’s always dead quiet
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That one annoying fat pig on a hen party, that has to be the centre of attention.
It’s never the fit one is it! Hen do’s without exception always have a fit lass, but she’s always dead quiet
Same bastard kids who keep running near to the automatic doors between carriages causing them to whoosh open and me to flick my sneaky tab out the window in case its a guard.Parents allowing their kids Hildreth, Ederson, Vagina and Paganpony to run about willy nilly because they've "got lots of energy and can't possibly sit still for 3 hours".
Said parents then blaming an innocent passenger when young Paganpony runs headlong into them and starts crying.
Offshore riggers from ‘the boro’ with their steroid bloated bodies, with fake tan pissed after one can on the phone to ‘our kid’ to sort him out some sniff when he gets home.
First time I used the Metro was at Newcastle Central Station when I came home after living in London for 23 years.Metro :
The smell
The charvers
Normal train :
Trainspotting-esque toilets
Full ticket inspections at York
The bins are too small
The beer is never cold
Who's constantly on the phone to her lad cos he's paranoid as fuck she's going to get rattled
Eh?People who seem to lose the ability to comprehend the english language when you show them your seat reservation
Had one of these specimens on the train the other week sitting in front of me, phone glued to his ear, drinking Stella at 10 am, sunglasses on.. telling his brother how pissed he was the night before and had 'fell over'
He got up to get off at Darlington turned around and had a huge black eye..