Discussion in 'SMB' started by forzamilansafc, Feb 11, 2019.
Women.. usually on the phone..
You live in a social backwater IIRC
London Borough of Wheatley Hill.
Aye.You'd think they'd at least record it on their phone or summat.
Anybody been on the older train where you have to lower the window to open the door and had some silly student wicker loving div stand their and refuse to open it as they dont know how to?
^^This backpack wankers need cockcroaching
Toilets are rank because of the dirty pigs that make them that way. God knows what some of these peoples' houses are like.
Those bogs with the automatic door that I can’t trust when having a number 2.
Cannot believe no one has mentioned how you have to learn how each fucking toilet flushes, if it flushes. Long press, short press, press it as quick as you can.
The talking toilet on the virgin trains
On the packed train to Kings Cross and the big fat obese bloke who sits across two seats and one of them is the one you booked.
never thought about that like!
I don't think it was you mate. It was on a Leeds to Kings Cross train many years ago.
Paying an eye wateringly huge price for a ticket only to find the train crowded with plebs, all of them doing sweet FA to facilitate arse / comfy seat congress.
Sitting on an express train waiting to get into a station cos some shitty local train is blocking the platform
Toilet’s being too small to get noshed off
I always do this, but at 6”7 I struggle with the window seat. Ask if you can sit next to me and I’ll gladly get up for you!
The fact the whole service is utter shite and yet extortionately priced to the point that I can barely afford to use them, whilst being privately owned, even though we were promised Better trains and cheaper prices when they were sold off, only for people to carry on voting for those Tory bastards
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