Annoying things on trains

Discussion in 'SMB' started by forzamilansafc, Feb 11, 2019.

  1. bmp1970

    bmp1970 Winger

    Women.. usually on the phone..
     
  2. mysticmackem

    mysticmackem Midfield

    You live in a social backwater IIRC
     
  3. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    London Borough of Wheatley Hill.
     
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  4. Scimmy

    Scimmy Striker

    Aye.You'd think they'd at least record it on their phone or summat.
     
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  5. 0verlord44

    0verlord44 Goalkeeper

    Anybody been on the older train where you have to lower the window to open the door and had some silly student wicker loving div stand their and refuse to open it as they dont know how to?
     
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  6. mysticmackem

    mysticmackem Midfield

    ^^This backpack wankers need cockcroaching
     
  7. Scimmy

    Scimmy Striker

    Toilets are rank because of the dirty pigs that make them that way. God knows what some of these peoples' houses are like.
     
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  8. J0hnboy

    J0hnboy Central Defender Contributor

    Those bogs with the automatic door that I can’t trust when having a number 2.
     
  9. hairynaker

    hairynaker Midfield

    Cannot believe no one has mentioned how you have to learn how each fucking toilet flushes, if it flushes. Long press, short press, press it as quick as you can.
     
  10. Steeeeeeed

    Steeeeeeed Midfield

    The talking toilet on the virgin trains
     
  11. goldie

    goldie Central Defender

    Ticket inspectors
     
  12. Johnap

    Johnap Midfield

    On the packed train to Kings Cross and the big fat obese bloke who sits across two seats and one of them is the one you booked.
     
  13. Sorry mate
     
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  14. HarrogateMackem

    HarrogateMackem Striker

    :lol: never thought about that like!
     
  15. Johnap

    Johnap Midfield

    I don't think it was you mate. It was on a Leeds to Kings Cross train many years ago.
     
  16. cosmicchris00

    cosmicchris00 Midfield

    Paying an eye wateringly huge price for a ticket only to find the train crowded with plebs, all of them doing sweet FA to facilitate arse / comfy seat congress.
     
  17. Sitting on an express train waiting to get into a station cos some shitty local train is blocking the platform
     
  18. houst69

    houst69 Striker

    Toilet’s being too small to get noshed off
     
  19. rock

    rock Midfield

    I always do this, but at 6”7 I struggle with the window seat. Ask if you can sit next to me and I’ll gladly get up for you!
     
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  20. tunstallhill

    tunstallhill Striker

    The fact the whole service is utter shite and yet extortionately priced to the point that I can barely afford to use them, whilst being privately owned, even though we were promised Better trains and cheaper prices when they were sold off, only for people to carry on voting for those Tory bastards
     

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