Annoying things on trains

Discussion in 'SMB' started by forzamilansafc, Feb 11, 2019.

  1. forzamilansafc

    forzamilansafc Striker

    People putting bags on seats
    Bores doing work on laptops
    People standing up 10 minutes before the train arrives and messing about with their bags

    Anything else?
     
  2. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    People sitting in the aisle seat when the window seat is empty (similar to people putting bags on seats, I guess).
     
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  3. Barnacle Boy

    Barnacle Boy Striker

    Chods on the metro
     
  4. Cookie

    Cookie Midfield

    Shit 50-year old fucking suspension bouncing around spilling lava hot tea into your lap
     
  5. anth

    anth Winger

    Is this just trains or are you including the metro? If so this list will be pretty long....
     
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  6. nyron4england

    nyron4england Striker

    people that dont move down the carriage when busy.
     
  7. The stink
     
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  8. knarfw

    knarfw Striker

    Scotsmen.
     
  9. Richy Fingers

    Richy Fingers Full Back

    In London: Black lads sitting on their todd rapping like they're in a scene from 8Mile.

    Does my tits in. Nobody wants to hear your shit grime lyrics man. Fuck off.
     
  10. Wansbeck Viking

    Wansbeck Viking Full Back

    That one annoying fat pig on a hen party, that has to be the centre of attention.
     
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  11. Kevsgreat

    Kevsgreat Striker

    Having to push your way through a carriage full of people to get to the bog, only for it to be out of order.
     
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  12. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    The lack of luggage space, in part because the owerhead racks can barely hold much more than a briefcase.
     
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  13. Running out of cans
     
  14. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Never once seen anything remotely like that in the ten years I've been here.
     
  15. leecoo

    leecoo Full Back

    not locking the toilet doors properly...particularly on a virgin/cross country train, the slow opening and then closing of the same doors is like a very slow death
     
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  16. The cost
    3 of use going from Liskeard to Newcastle was over £1k return ! That was a month in advance too
     
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  17. Richy Fingers

    Richy Fingers Full Back

    What rock have you been living under?
     
  18. The complete jobsworths that some of the ticket inspectors are

    “I don’t care that your train was delayed 2 hours and you won’t get in til 1am, this ticket says advance and thus is not accepted on this train that gets in at 00.42”

    Fuck off you fat spenk
     
  19. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Reality rock mate, where not all black lads are aspiring hip hop artists.
     
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  20. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    The bride generally.
     

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