Annoying things on trains

[becs]

The bloke sitting opposite on a previous work trip who must have rang everyone in his phone and had the same conversation to tell them he was on the train and he was excited because the hotel he was going to was next to a Dominos so he was having pizza later. I'd learned all his lines by the time I got there.

 

[Richy Fingers]

Reality rock mate, where not all black lads are aspiring hip hop artists.

I didn't say "all" were.

Hope this helps.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Oh. I’ve got one. Students travelling for the weekend. You know the ones, the ones that are reading some complicated book about quantum mechanics just because they want people to think they are really smart. Stop judging me for my copy of viz and get a job you smelly little twat

 

[MackneyHackem]

I didn't say "all" were.

Hope this helps.

Recorded onboard a train in Melbourne, Australia.

Well that's me convinced.

 

[JosieAnn II]

People who haven't got a reserved seat and have a right go at you when you tell them their in your seat.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Scruffy bastards who bring McDonald’s or Burger King onboard

 

[Discopants91]

People insisting on sitting in "their seats" on trains with loads of unreserved empties.

 

[Space Hopper]

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[MackneyHackem]

People insisting on sitting in "their seats" on trains with loads of unreserved empties.

Oh so you're that daft **** who's caused all the bother on the train before by not sitting in your proper seat?

 

[Arkle]

Parents allowing their kids Hildreth, Ederson, Vagina and Paganpony to run about willy nilly because they've "got lots of energy and can't possibly sit still for 3 hours".
Said parents then blaming an innocent passenger when young Paganpony runs headlong into them and starts crying.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Anyone who takes a work call because they think it makes them look important

 

[Richy Fingers]

People insisting on sitting in "their seats" on trains with loads of unreserved empties.

People who insist on sitting in MY SEAT when there are loads of unreserved empties.

 

[becs]

People who haven't got a reserved seat and have a right go at you when you tell them their in your seat.

Some wifey on the way to Walsall. We had split tickets and it was those electronic screens. Her and her husband hadn't reserved and she was whinging loudly because they couldn't sit together. Then she noticed out seats were reserved until York. She came over and abruptly said "I'll have your seats from York." I politely explained that we'd reserved them all the way to Birmingham but on split tickets so once in York, it would change to reserved to Sheffield and so on. She wouldn't have it and insisted we had to leave the seats at York at let her have them. It took ages to convince her she couldn't have the seats. Then when she realised she was wrong, she started trying to be all friendly and chatty about football with me

 

[Discopants91]

Oh so you're that daft **** who's caused all the bother on the train before by not sitting in your proper seat?

Nerr, this hypothetical train has loads of unreserved ones, I mean people sitting next to you.

People who insist on sitting in MY SEAT when there are loads of unreserved empties.

As above.

 

[Reptilia]

People playing videos/music on their ipads, phones etc without headphones in, children crying/whinging and people talking on the phone in the quiet carriage.

 

[jubblies]

Chods on the metro

@Wilfy doesn't use the peasant wagon anymore iirc

 

[zwartekat]

Nothing. Love trains, me.

 

[Butcher's Coat]

People who haven't got a reserved seat and have a right go at you when you tell them their in your seat.

They're

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

People tutting when you crack open the cans at 9am.

Trains are like airports. Apart from you don’t have to take a photo for facey

 

[Arkle]

The bloke sitting opposite on a previous work trip who must have rang everyone in his phone and had the same conversation to tell them he was on the train and he was excited because the hotel he was going to was next to a Dominos so he was having pizza later. I'd learned all his lines by the time I got there.

He probably went to collect his pizza and called all of the people he hadn't managed to speak with to tell them he was having a pizza and had been on a train earlier on.