Pipistrelle I reckonCricket ? Table tennis ?
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Pipistrelle I reckonCricket ? Table tennis ?
Aye, I never had to blow any dust off the packet anarl.And still unopened.
We have long-eared bats living in our roof.... Between the tiles and feltPipistrelle I reckon
Sounds like you’ve bought a gangsters gaff.Found a baseball bat on top of the kitchen cupboards - still got it.
While turning over the flower beds in the back garden dug out an old rip saw, a full reel of hosepipe and a pick-axe without a handle - apparently the builders would just dump all of their leftover, knackered gear and cover them with topsoil and turf.
Brother-in-law was ripping out some built-in wardrobes in his (then) new house and found some pages from a 20-odd year old Sunderland Echo. They were property pages showing a picture of our actual house - part of a new estate that had just been built.
FFS - I forgot all about the horse's heed in the shed.....Sounds like you’ve bought a gangsters gaff.
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Bollocks!A dog shitting in my hallway.
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One summer I started to leave a pair of black Reeboks on the step for doing the garden.
I came home one night and there was a pair of white Slazengers in their place.
You've gotta post a pic like. I wanna see this croc.We were packing up to move out of our old flat and while I was shifting some stuff from under the stairs the light off my torch caught something under the lowest step. I had a closer look and properly shit my pants when I saw it was a crocodile. A stuffed one, proper taxidermy job, probably about 3 foot long, but no less scary when it's little beady eye is staring back at you.
4 year we lived there with no idea there was a stuffed crocodile under the stairs. I gave it to our boy. He loves it.