Discussion in 'SMB' started by janiep, Nov 12, 2017.
Great procrastination, that
Had some mains cables near the fuse box going through a wall. Then one day I found that the plaster around them had fell out leaving a brick sized hole. In the hole was a copy of a sixties daily mirror that had been stuffed in for use as a backing for the plaster. Bloody sixties cowboys I thought they were a modern trend.
It was interesting reading the paper though most of which was still readable.
Found this when I lifted the carpet
My chuffing mother in law.
Counting the days till she pisses off back to Africa.
I found 2 brief cases with tax records from people who lived in Hendon,
must have been old, from the time people in Hendon paid tax ...
Not a found but a left. In my old gaff the previous woman left a tin of red paint to "touch up" her dodgy decorating, needless
to say we painted over it. When we redecorated, I used the red paint to write
"I WILL KILL AGAIN"
on the living room wall before I papered it.
Those drugs and stolen electrical equipment...honest.
They had apparently been washed by the previous lady of the house and hung over the radiator to dry
you would have thought over time she must have thought.. my knickers are dwindling
She was a friend of Chris Mullens, she probs thought he was taking them
A set of fingerprints from a burglar who got in through my 2 foot square bathroom window.
Came across an old newspaper more than a hundred yrs old with reports about the Alaskan Gold Rush.
Still have it somewhere.
The head of Alfredo Garcia.
One of Rolf's lesser hits?
A cat in my mams fridge.
Some steroids plus needle under a mattress in rented accommodation.
Alive or dead?
Alive - must have been after some goods.
How did you know? Did you sniff them?
A group of us once sent a lad into the wrong house after a night in Baja Beach club when we were heading back to the Uni flat we rented on Westgate road, he was plastered so hadn't clicked it wasnt ours.
Anyway, turns out the door was unlocked and he wandered in only to get a good kicking from the people who lived there.
He never seen the funny side of that one....
There's something not quite right about you isn't there
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