What's the oddest thing you've ever found in your house that you didn't put there?

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  1. Brian Griffin

    Brian Griffin Winger

    Great procrastination, that :lol:
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  2. zinedine

    zinedine Winger

    Had some mains cables near the fuse box going through a wall. Then one day I found that the plaster around them had fell out leaving a brick sized hole. In the hole was a copy of a sixties daily mirror that had been stuffed in for use as a backing for the plaster. Bloody sixties cowboys I thought they were a modern trend.
    It was interesting reading the paper though most of which was still readable.
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  3. monkeytassle

    monkeytassle Striker

    Found this when I lifted the carpet

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  4. Tex

    Tex Striker

    My chuffing mother in law.

    Counting the days till she pisses off back to Africa.
  5. a1970man

    a1970man Midfield

    I found 2 brief cases with tax records from people who lived in Hendon,
    must have been old, from the time people in Hendon paid tax ...

    Not a found but a left. In my old gaff the previous woman left a tin of red paint to "touch up" her dodgy decorating, needless
    to say we painted over it. When we redecorated, I used the red paint to write


    on the living room wall before I papered it.
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  6. StiflerPG

    StiflerPG Midfield

    Those drugs and stolen electrical equipment...honest.
  7. Unbalanced Views

    Unbalanced Views Central Defender

    They had apparently been washed by the previous lady of the house and hung over the radiator to dry
  8. you would have thought over time she must have thought.. my knickers are dwindling
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  9. Unbalanced Views

    Unbalanced Views Central Defender

    She was a friend of Chris Mullens, she probs thought he was taking them
  10. A set of fingerprints from a burglar who got in through my 2 foot square bathroom window.
  11. lenshack

    lenshack Winger

    Came across an old newspaper more than a hundred yrs old with reports about the Alaskan Gold Rush.
    Still have it somewhere.
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  12. The Raven

    The Raven Winger

    The head of Alfredo Garcia.
  13. MackemBob

    MackemBob Winger

    One of Rolf's lesser hits?
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  14. Baghdad McBadLad

    Baghdad McBadLad Central Defender

    A cat in my mams fridge.
  15. Some steroids plus needle under a mattress in rented accommodation.
  16. MackemBob

    MackemBob Winger

    Alive or dead?
  17. Baghdad McBadLad

    Baghdad McBadLad Central Defender

    Alive - must have been after some goods.
  18. How did you know? Did you sniff them?
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  19. JGC

    JGC Central Defender

    once pla
    A group of us once sent a lad into the wrong house after a night in Baja Beach club when we were heading back to the Uni flat we rented on Westgate road, he was plastered so hadn't clicked it wasnt ours.

    Anyway, turns out the door was unlocked and he wandered in only to get a good kicking from the people who lived there.

    He never seen the funny side of that one....
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  20. Unbalanced Views

    Unbalanced Views Central Defender

    There's something not quite right about you isn't there

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