What's the oddest thing you've ever found in your house that you didn't put there?

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  1. :lol::lol:

    Can't argue with that like.
  2. Unbalanced Views

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  3. Rusty

    Rusty Central Defender

  4. daventry cat

    daventry cat Striker

    old PA system in the loft
  5. Teed

    Teed Striker

    Not in the house, but in the back garden, while digging out for new drains, I found an Anderson shelter buried with a motorbike in it.
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  6. WildTurkey

    WildTurkey Midfield

    You had a smell didn't you? ;)

    Of every pair :D
  7. Unbalanced Views

    Unbalanced Views Central Defender

    How dare you ! :)
  8. My moggie caught three mice one night. Nothing unusual with that, except they were all different sizes and he'd arranged them in ascending order of size next to his food bowl.
  9. 5underland

    5underland Central Defender

    That’s class that is. I once worked in a large Manor House next to wooler, there was a massive dome in the middle, on the outside of the dome was the signatures of every trades man that had built the house. The owners invited anyone who was working on the house to add theirs to it. Great bit of history behind the house(and yours).
  10. janiep

    janiep Striker

    Once owned a fifteenth century house - sounds grand, it wasn’t: small but very special. Anyhoo had to replace part of an original wall (all like for like listed building stuff, all done the original way), and when the wall came out I found six oyster shells neatly stacked up. We reckoned after a lot of debate it was the lunch of a medieval chippy.
  11. That house was mint. Except when it started to fall down, like.
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  12. janiep

    janiep Striker

    Aye. Happy days.
  13. bobpc30

    bobpc30 Midfield

    Nice find that.


    About as old as his act
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  15. George Kaplan

    George Kaplan Winger

    A sense of quiet desperation.
  16. mux

    mux Striker Contributor

    I bet they were blind as well.
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  17. mysticmackem

    mysticmackem Midfield

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  18. I'm Spartacus

    I'm Spartacus Winger

    Years ago I went upstairs and saw my border collie standing on her hind legs looking in the sink. I assumed she was trying to lick drips off the tap or some shit but went over to get her down there was a strange cat sitting in the sink. They were just staring at each other.

    A few months later I saw her sitting in the yard with her paw on something, I went to see what it was, it was the same fucking cat quite happily lying on its back with Jet sitting there resting one paw on its belly. They both just stared at me... It was fucking weird like...

    Oh I just remembered another. I got up for a piss after a heavy session and banged into a men at work sign. I seriously have no fucking idea how it got there. I hope to fuck I just nicked it when I was pissed and can't remember doing it. For all I know I may have been drugged and gang raped by the men at work boys and that was their calling card.
  19. riffraff

    riffraff Striker

    My mate used to write football predictions on the other side of the plasterboard when tacking walls or ceilings. Thing was they were always predictions that had already happened. He'd just date his predictions to about ten years earlier. IE: "I riffraffs marra on this day 12/11/2005 hereby predict that by the year 2025 Leicester City will win be champions of England".
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    Kipper Midfield


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