Ah, with that nerve agent “knobby chick”? I like it.Get a prostitute to rub herself against his door handle and give them all the clap.
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Ah, with that nerve agent “knobby chick”? I like it.Get a prostitute to rub herself against his door handle and give them all the clap.
This.I reckon I'd go in total 'Falling down" mode if someone did that to any of mine
I can't remember his old username but it's the lad who used to work Nightshift at the Tyne tunnel and ate a takeaway every night. Same lifting patta and posting style.Oh look, a subs bench with a made up story. This is new.
@Spennymackem1981I can't remember his old username but it's the lad who used to work Nightshift at the Tyne tunnel and ate a takeaway every night. Same lifting patta and posting style.
I’m pretty sure my neighbour punched my border collie in the face on Friday night.
What should I do?
A) Give him a good hiding.
B) Spit in his delivered milk each morning for at least a fortnight
C) Egg his wife on the school run
D) Punch his dog in the face, he has a St Bernard named Colin.
Cheers
Believe me, it never happened. The lads a fruitcake.Ask him outright. As simple as that.
The dog is called Buster iircI can't remember his old username but it's the lad who used to work Nightshift at the Tyne tunnel and ate a takeaway every night. Same lifting patta and posting style.
Believe me, it never happened. The lads a fruitcake.
A neighbour once poisoned my dog. Killed it. Rumour had it that she'd fed it starfish but it was most likely rat poison or some shit.
Some people can be kernts.
Believe me, it never happened. The lads a fruitcake.
A neighbour once poisoned my dog. Killed it. Rumour had it that she'd fed it starfish but it was most likely rat poison or some shit.
Some people can be kernts.