What would you do if your next door neighbor punched your dog?

[becs]

pics of the collie?

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

Just confront him and say why did you hit my dog? If he acts like a wanker then drop him.

Reminds me of that you kick my dog prank call from years ago this thread.

Aye I think it’s for the best. The dogs in a right old state. Full of ibrufen and anger.

pics of the collie?

He’s not in the mood for pics marra, he’s too banged up.

 

[Rotten Johnny]

Buck his wife, doggy-style in front of him.

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

Sounds like dog deserves it

 

[becs]

He’s not in the mood for pics marra, he’s too banged up.

Aww bless him. I love collies. They're my favourite breed of dog.

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Oh look, a subs bench with a made up story. This is new.

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

Sounds like dog deserves it

He’s a good kid

 

[mysticmackem]

Get your dog to dog up, man and bite his testicles off

 

[BigPete]

Aww bless him. I love collies. They're my favourite breed of dog.

I'm thinking the OP may not not even have a dog.

If someone hit your pet you wouldn't go on a message board asking for advice you would be raging and go straight to them.

 

[mackembuddha]

There is a Wife involved in this therefore there is a perfectly good knicker drawer to be shit in.

 

[tunstall birdman]

pics of the collie?

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[Charles Eats Grass]

Oh look, a subs bench with a made up story. This is new.

I wish it was a made up story. Never nice seeing your pet get a braying, imaginary or not.

 

[Charmless Man]

I’m pretty sure my neighbour punched my border collie in the face on Friday night.

What should I do?

A) Give him a good hiding.
B) Spit in his delivered milk each morning for at least a fortnight
C) Egg his wife on the school run
D) Punch his dog in the face, he has a St Bernard named Colin.

Cheers

Kick him arl owa.
Dip your knob in his milk.
Buck his wife.
Kill and eat his dog.

It’s the only way he’ll understand and the only proportionate response.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Your dog sounds soft as shite mate.

Invite the neighbour and Col round for a friendly shower.

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

Your dog sounds soft as shite mate.

Invite the neighbour and Col round for a friendly shower.

He was brought up the right way.

 

[Goat Eyes]

He was brought up the right way.

Soft as shite.

Bet he gets bullied.

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

Soft as shite.

Bet he gets bullied.

He does, aye. Just loves his pouch.

 

[Goat Eyes]

He does, aye.

Send him to Ju Jitsu lessons.

 

[S.S.R..]

I'm confused as to how you can be 'pretty sure' that someone punched your dog in the face. Either you know or you don't.

Did you dog tell you but he's lied in the past?

 

[Wearside Wanderer II]

I would probably stab the fucker, nee one messs with my boys.
I’m actually raging for you!