What would you do if your next door neighbor punched your dog?

OP needs to get a harder dog that won’t let people punch it because he is doing fuck all about it in this made up story
BigPete said:
Ain't he the one who's working different jobs each week for different companies around the world? :lol:



I know if someone whacked your dog the first thing you'd do is whack them not ask the SMB



Wtf?!?
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Got sacked from a job for slagging his gaffa off on facebook, then got a job in Afghan working for NATO. He is the boards very own Kenny Senior
 
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Spray next doors lawn with female elephant pheromones and hope one of the rampaging randy male elephants flatten him
 
Charles Eats Grass said:
I’m pretty sure my neighbour punched my border collie in the face on Friday night.

What should I do?

A) Give him a good hiding.
B) Spit in his delivered milk each morning for at least a fortnight
C) Egg his wife on the school run
D) Punch his dog in the face, he has a St Bernard named Colin.

Cheers
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You forgot to add.

E) Complain on a anonymous message board and say hi to him in the morning.
 
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As this thread has been going on for more than a year, what's the latest?
A. Are you still talking to colin?
B. Has your dog been punched again?
C. Have you taken a shower with his dog/your dog (standard SMB response).
D. Why the holy f**k wasn't this on the news?
E. Who's going to play you in the fillum?
F. Who's going to play the dogs? (Andy Serkis).
 
ARs biscuit said:
As this thread has been going on for more than a year, what's the latest?
A. Are you still talking to colin?
B. Has your dog been punched again?
C. Have you taken a shower with his dog/your dog (standard SMB response).
D. Why the holy f**k wasn't this on the news?
E. Who's going to play you in the fillum?
F. Who's going to play the dogs? (Andy Serkis).
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A) No, they have moved to the Cotswolds.
B) No (felt like it when he ate my kinder bueno cheesecake last weekend)
C) That’s sick.
D) It was never reported.
E) Tom Selleck
F) The Dulux Dog and Barbara Windsor
 
Charles Eats Grass said:
A) No, they have moved to the Cotswolds.
B) No (felt like it when he ate my kinder bueno cheesecake last weekend)
C) That’s sick.
D) It was never reported.
E) Tom Selleck
F) The Dulux Dog and Barbara Windsor
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Thanks for your in depth response, much appreciated.
For the record, C. You need to have a look at previous SMB threads. Showering with the dog features heavily 🤷‍♂️.

P.S glad all is well.
 

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