What would you do if your next door neighbor punched your dog?

[Charles Eats Grass]

I’m pretty sure my neighbour punched my border collie in the face on Friday night.

What should I do?

A) Give him a good hiding.
B) Spit in his delivered milk each morning for at least a fortnight
C) Egg his wife on the school run
D) Punch his dog in the face, he has a St Bernard named Colin.

Cheers

 

[Slow joe]

Whats your dog said ?

 

[LondonBlackCat]

Start throwing your dog's crap over their fence?

 

[Scotty 1978]

A and B

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

Whats your dog said ?

Not a lot. He seems shot to bits to be honest, the poor fucker.

 

[Butcher's Coat]

Lion shite through his letterbox

 

[Italian Outcast]

Was your dog a lass-dog - that would be doubly dastardly !!

 

[Slow joe]

Not a lot. He seems shot to bits to be honest, the poor fucker.

Sounds like somethings gone on and he's too embarrassed to talk about it. Was he sniffing your neighbours arse maybe ?

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

Was your dog a lass-dog - that would be doubly dastardly !!

No he’s a male. A tough little bastard. Still doesn’t deserve a dig off a neighbour though, in my opinion anyway.

 

[tunstall birdman]

D) Put lions shite on his lawn.

 

[ajsafc]

I’m pretty sure my neighbour punched my border collie in the face on Friday night.

What should I do?

A) Give him a good hiding.
B) Spit in his delivered milk each morning for at least a fortnight
C) Egg his wife on the school run
D) Punch his dog in the face, he has a St Bernard named Colin.

Cheers

Get a Horse, You will like it & it will be no pushover either.

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

D) Put lions shite on his lawn.

That would be E there mate

Sounds like somethings gone on and he's too embarrassed to talk about it. Was he sniffing your neighbours arse maybe ?

He bit the neighbours gardener last summer but I thought he got over it.

Dogs got a right old shiner.

 

[joemcdokes]

Not D, have you seen Beethoven?

 

[Yankee Mackem]

Don't drag Colin into this, man.

 

[luvulongtime]

he might not be an expert on breeds and thought your dag was a boxer

 

[tunstall birdman]

That would be E there mate

Oh aye.

 

[Yankee Mackem]

Get a prostitute to rub herself against his door handle and give them all the clap.

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

Don't drag Colin into this, man.

Me and Colin get on well, to be fair. Think I’ll leave him out of it all.

Might just bash the wife.

 

[Dennis]

Give him a good hiding

 

[BigPete]

Just confront him and say why did you hit my dog? If he acts like a wanker then drop him.

Reminds me of that you kick my dog prank call from years ago this thread.