What would you do if your next door neighbor punched your dog?

[the dark one]

I would probably stab the fucker, nee one messs with my boys.
I’m actually raging for you!

Do you actually believe the radged fucker?

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

Send him to Ju Jitsu lessons.

Goes to the local gym Mon-Wed-Fri.

Calls it Jiu Shih-tzu the useless little fucker

I'm confused as to how you can be 'pretty sure' that someone punched your dog in the face. Either you know or you don't.

Did you dog tell you but he's lied in the past?

He’s got a shiner and the neighbour has grazed knuckles from ‘falling over pissed’ on Thursday night . All adds up

 

[Doberman]

I would probably stab the fucker, nee one messs with my boys.
I’m actually raging for you!

do your dogs dream of being Bears like their owner does?

 

[BigPete]

Get your dog to bum him

 

[ajsafc]

do your dogs dream of being Bears like their owner does?

LOL

Get your dog to bum him

Says the resident turd burglar.

 

[JohnAin]

I’m pretty sure my neighbour punched my border collie in the face on Friday night.

What should I do?

A) Give him a good hiding.
B) Spit in his delivered milk each morning for at least a fortnight
C) Egg his wife on the school run
D) Punch his dog in the face, he has a St Bernard named Colin.

Cheers

Presumably he has to open the front door to bring the milk in.

Wrap-roll plenty of dog shit into a sausage of brown paper and put it across the outer foot of his front door. When you hear him approach, light the paper. Hide, watch, wait.

He will open the the door, see the burning paper and jump up and down on it.

Laugh and enjoy your breakfast.

 

[mysticmackem]

Goes to the local gym Mon-Wed-Fri.

Calls it Jiu Shih-tzu the useless little fucker



He’s got a shiner and the neighbour has grazed knuckles from ‘falling over pissed’ on Thursday night . All adds up

The two of them must've had a good night down the pub, then

 

[Nipple Salad]

That sounds dreadful. Have you called the RSPCA? They're brutal.

Once saw them chasing a wet dog and a naked fella screaming "it was only a shower!"

Fuck knows what they'd do if they saw your neighbour biff your dag arl ower

 

[Wearside Wanderer II]

Do you actually believe the radged fucker?

It’s the internet, I believe everything she says

do your dogs dream of being Bears like their owner does?

My dogs, bears? Don’t be f***ing silly ya ginger spenk. They are dogs, they dream of chasing pidgeons and eating chicken

 

[look out piano]

Smash his head off.

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

That sounds dreadful. Have you called the RSPCA? They're brutal.

Once saw them chasing a wet dog and a naked fella screaming "it was only a shower!"

Fuck knows what they'd do if they saw your neighbour biff your dag arl ower

Aah, the story that never stops giving!

 

[the dark one]

It’s the internet, I believe everything she says



My dogs, bears? Don’t be f***ing silly ya ginger spenk. They are dogs, they dream of chasing pidgeons and eating chicken

Pidgeons...

 

[errant]

Don’t do drugs kids...

 

[the dark one]

Don’t do drugs kids...

 

[Boz33]

E) write an angry thread on here and do nowt about the imaginary dog assault, unless the dogs got a black eye to prove it like

 

[Baloo]

Oh look, a subs bench with a made up story. This is new.

Horrendous patter. Can we get Spug unbanned?

 

[Cypher]

I’m pretty sure my neighbour punched my border collie in the face on Friday night.

What should I do?

A) Give him a good hiding.
B) Spit in his delivered milk each morning for at least a fortnight
C) Egg his wife on the school run
D) Punch his dog in the face, he has a St Bernard named Colin.

Cheers

 

[Wearside Wanderer II]

Pidgeons...

Aye, got Cairn Terriers, they hate birds

 

[hudson88]

Buck his lass and bray his dog.

Or if you really want to fuck with him, buck his dog and bray his lass

 

[Italian Outcast]

No he’s a male. A tough little bastard. Still doesn’t deserve a dig off a neighbour though, in my opinion anyway.

I reckon I'd go in total 'Falling down" mode if someone did that to any of mine