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My bro invented a whistle noise for smut on the telly, phew pho phew pho like that coo coo bird.If anything smutty came on the telly and my Mam didn't understand why we were laughing Dad used to say to her 'I'll tell you later, Norma'. I never knew if he ever told her or not!
I'm not a bastard but I am bone idol I blame rodwell.Bone idle bastard.
You've got two hopes, Bob Hope and no hope.
Always look at the mother before you marry the daughter.
You know what Thor thought? thor thought he'd shit himself and when he looked he had.
Makes perfect sense to me, who is the daft bugger
money is the route of all evil.
The love of money is the root of all evil.Let me explain. When a young person or child says, as an excuse for some minor misdemeanour, ".... well I thought..." the pearl of wisdom from the older lady or gentleman is to say "...'Thought'!? You "thought"!?. Well you know what 'thought' thought? "Thought" thought..." etc etc. Over the years the actual ideas that passed through 'thought's' mind became unnecessary to describe. It was enough to simply say 'you know what 'thought' thought?' and the child - having no idea what the adult was talking about, was expected to complete the phrase. Eventually even the adults uttering the phrase had no idea what they were talking about.
The earlier original of the phrase however is more precisely "You know what thought did?" Followed by "He didn't do anything - he just thought he did."
Examples:
LADY ANSWERALL: I thought you did just now.
- 'A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue,' 2nd edn., 1788: 'What did thought do? Lay in bed and besh*t himself, and thought he was up';
- "Jonathan Swift, 'Polite Conversation,' 1738:
LORD SPARKISH: Pray, Madam, what did thought do?
Wonderful thing Google.
Root. Money is the 'root' of all evil.
Wonderful thing a dictionary
"No you can't have anything off the ice-cream van, there's choc ices in the freezer"
The love of money is the root of all evil.
Wonderful thing a good memory.