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Are you Alex Bruce?That's right, son, I'm home, an' I'm not gannae be sittin' on ma arse watching f***ing telly all day, that's for sure.
He was a diamond but not a Neil.No mate, was yours?
Bed was usually used with his only use of haddaway in my case. As in -Haddaway to bed"You can't kid a kidder."
"If you fall off there and break both your legs, don't come running to me!"
"You're not watching The Sweeney! Now get to bed!"
Reminded me of another. My dad doing anything electrical, red to red, black to black, blue to bits.Not my Da but my Granda, who used to work as a fitter for the electricity board, on seeing me tinkering with a piece of electrical equipment would always say "Watch what you're doing with that, else you'll gan up in a blue light!"
Stop crying or I will hit you again; men don't cry.
Already mentioned my Dad hated him. His line for singers and comedians he didn't like was 'They wouldn't have him on at the club' - namely Westerhope Comrades.Jimmy Tarbuck used to do my dads nut in
I used to get little boys should be seen and not heard.f***ing bellendAs a kid when I butted into his conversations, 'I'm talking to the wagon driver, not the shite on the wheel'.
I bet you never got asked for ID(At 11) "go round to the pub and get me a couple of bottles of Strongarm".
I remember my Dad being on nights when me and my Brother were acting up downstairs and him shouting down
"If you two don't pack it in I'll come down and fist the pair of you"
I now have visions of him wearing us like a pair of gloves.