Things you father used to say

[Typhoonftm]

"You know what thought thought, thought thought he'd shit himself and when he looked he had". .......................nope I have no idea either. Daft auld bugger.

Did he have a stutter?

 

[Skandhaless]

Whenever anyone said I hope so.
Hope in one hand .........

And shit in the other , see which gets full first .

 

[tunstall birdman]

I remember my Dad being on nights when me and my Brother were acting up downstairs and him shouting down

"If you two don't pack it in I'll come down and fist the pair of you"

I now have visions of him wearing us like a pair of gloves.

 

[Sam Handwich]

Clowtybrow

 

[PinzaC55]

I used to get little boys should be seen and not heard.f***ing bellend


I bet you never got asked for ID

Hell no. I would just buy a Funny Face ice cream and eat it on the way home.

Not my Da but my Granda, who used to work as a fitter for the electricity board, on seeing me tinkering with a piece of electrical equipment would always say "Watch what you're doing with that, else you'll gan up in a blue light!"

My parents always told me not to go on the railway at Clatchey Rock. Needless to say I spent a lot of time there.

 

[Red N White Baron]

Every time he farted "More tea, vicar?"

 

[Amnorrageordie]

Nor.

 

[becs]

"ooooh hard to bare" - several times at the match.

"pull my finger"

 

[drowsy]

"You know what thought thought, thought thought he'd shit himself and when he looked he had". .......................nope I have no idea either. Daft auld bugger.

You know what Thor thought? thor thought he'd shit himself and when he looked he had.
Makes perfect sense to me, who is the daft bugger

 

[cornish mackem]

Oh Danny boy, the pipes the pipes are calling........and he would then mutter summit as he didn't know anymore words.

 

[Wembley67]

I've told you a million times to knock on our bedroom door before coming barging in.

 

[RichD]

Thick as two short planks...

 

[hungry mouse]

You''ve lived in a bottle and not seen out the neck and money is the route of all evil.

 

[PinzaC55]

"Stop tormenting the dog"

 

[Shuggy]

Some of the older golfing members will enjoy this one........

It goes back to mis 70's and The Open was on TV.

The camera panned into Ray Floyd the American golfer as he strutted his tuff over the green.......with a real swagger

Dad " look at that bugger .........here's me heed my arse is following"

Just priceless.

Some of the older golfing members will enjoy this one........

It goes back to mis 70's and The Open was on TV.

The camera panned into Ray Floyd the American golfer as he strutted his tuff over the green.......with a real swagger

Dad " look at that bugger .........here's me heed my arse is following"

Just priceless.

Stuff !!!!!!!! Over the green

 

[drowsy]

when he thought I was telling porkies "divint come the Geordie lash with me"
May have misheard as I've never heard it since.

 

[Boots]

You know what Thor thought? thor thought he'd shit himself and when he looked he had.
Makes perfect sense to me, who is the daft bugger

You've just made it into a sentence man. It still doesn't make any sense.

 

[drowsy]

You've just made it into a sentence man. It still doesn't make any sense.

Thor (king of the Norse gods) thought he had shit himself,
oh bugga, it's been along day

 

[EchoMan]

 

[SeahamMackem]

"The world is your lobster"

"Your cabbage awaits"

"What would you rather be? Or a wasp?"

"You're adopted"