Things women expect men to be good at?

[CatRyan]

No, cos it takes talent to do either of those things. Sex doesn’t require talent,


If you warn them it spoils the surprise.

Sex requires skill and an emotional intelligence or ability also it requires communication and intimacy. None of which you get from watching porn.

If your sex is basically karaoke porn you're doing it wrong and missing the best aspects of it.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Sex requires skill and an emotional intelligence or ability also it requires communication and intimacy. None of which you get from watching porn.

If your sex is basically karaoke porn you're doing it wrong and missing the best aspects of it.

You're watching the wrong kind of porn mate.

Emotional intelligence?! Awooga

 

[Dave Herbal]

Sex requires skill and an emotional intelligence or ability also it requires communication and intimacy. None of which you get from watching porn.

If your sex is basically karaoke porn you're doing it wrong and missing the best aspects of it.

Most birds just want to be banged through the wall to be fair.

 

[spoony]

Taking the bins out

 

[I'm Spartacus]

I’m still amazed that anyone is crap at it in this digital age. I assumed all men were capable of watching porn and copying the actors. Clearly not it seems.

I wonder if 70’s dudes back scuttled their lass with one hand on their hip shouting umm ja after seeing it on a colour climax Betamax?

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

Drinking to excess
Shagging other women
Being thoroughly selfish
Lying

 

[FootballFan]

I'm not getting involved in this.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

karaoke porn

curry ok porn is probably a Friday night staple in many households.

 

[ARs biscuit]

Knowing where the toilets are!

As in, we're in a place in a resort, on an island we've never been to.
Better half-Where's the toilet?
Me dunno, never been here before in my life...Ever!
Better half- oh i thought you would know. .

 

[CatRyan]

Most birds just want to be banged through the wall to be fair.

Even a good banging is more nuanced than hammering a nail in and it isn't about special moves from porn.

 

[Seaham Towny]

I wonder if 70’s dudes back scuttled their lass with one hand on their hip shouting umm ja after seeing it on a colour climax Betamax?

 

[Mickdundee]

Answering questions on something they are also watching on the tv at the same time

Usually it’s something she’s asked to watch and the reason she needs to ask the question is because she’s been “multitasking” by watching makeup tutorials on YouTube!

 

[PinzaC55]

Not bubbling when watching Schindlers List

 

[chriswallace85]

I’m still amazed that anyone is crap at it in this digital age. I assumed all men were capable of watching porn and copying the actors. Clearly not it seems.

WTF?!?!?!

 

[monkeytassle]

WTF?!?!?!

Uncle herb holding a poor lass by the ears like dumbo trying to put one through the back of her head....

 

[Lambchops]

Uncle herb holding a poor lass by the ears like dumbo trying to put one through the back of her head....

He'll pull ten tonne Tess and be trying to bend her into shapes he's seen on Brazzers - poor lass will have dislocated lugholes

 

[chriswallace85]

He'll pull ten tonne Tess and be trying to bend her into shapes he's seen on Brazzers - poor lass will have dislocated lugholes

Just imagine the clip of the hower standing there in his daft bike helmet and a 12" pepperoni around his cock.

 

[Lambchops]

Just imagine the clip of the hower standing there in his daft bike helmet and a 12" pepperoni around his cock.

 

[ShieldsBlackCat2015]

Nothing.

 

[joemcdokes]

Parallel parking

I’m good at that, absolutely shite parking normally.