pillars of hercules
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Apart from cooking, sex was the only thing my ex said I was good at. This was meant to be an insult but I took it as a compliment, especially since she had remarried
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Things women expect men to be good at?
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.Charmless Man
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Mine expects me to be good at finding things I need that she’s moved in my house. Envelopes being the thing that I couldn’t find yesterday.
CheersMarra84
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Feigning interest in what their slag work mates, have got up to the weekend before.
Plus never asking if said slag mate, is coming to her Christmas party that you’ve been invited to.
Plus never asking if said slag mate, is coming to her Christmas party that you’ve been invited to.
Dave Herbal
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I’m still amazed that anyone is crap at it in this digital age. I assumed all men were capable of watching porn and copying the actors. Clearly not it seems.
WoodmanBoy
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Does my fcuking head in that. When I get home and the kids have gone to bed I like nowt better than just sitting in silence for a while or just watching tv and doing absolutely nothing. The wife (no) thinks this is the perfect opportunity to talk me through, in great detail, the entirety of her day. Ffs. I don’t tell her about mine so why the fuck does she think I’m remotely interested in hers. Then she goes off on one when she eventually realises, normally after about 23 minutes of silence from me, that I’m not actually listening to a single word of her drivel. She normally goes off to bed in a huff at this point so I get my silence
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no chance, id hate to be a youngun growing up these days, they are f***ing useless.Can a man that can't just knock up a new shed or build a gazebo truly call himself a man?
She once left me a list like that. But I lost it, and just did the things I thought needed doing.
When we went to bed the list was under the duvet - job #1 was change sheets.
Some Random Guy
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She just went "fuck off, you did that on purpose"I like it
Currently laughing my head off in Tesco at this
I was young
monkeytassle
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CatRyan
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That's like saying you don't understand why everyone isn't great at dancing or football.
Charmless Man
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Not quite. It’s more like asking why not everyone is a dogged police inspector because they’ve been to see Les Miserables.
Whitburnmakem
Winger
Answering questions on something they are also watching on the tv at the same time
The Sinful Dwarf
Midfield
Might be worth a quick conversation with the loved one before choking them out, spitting in their face and taking a dump on their chest.
Farting.
Pseudonym Number 1
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Some where between nothing and everything depending what mood they're in.
jarramackem
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Abstinence iirc
Charmless Man
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I mean if confirmation that Dave has a sex swing in his spare room was ever needed...
Dave Herbal
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No, cos it takes talent to do either of those things. Sex doesn’t require talent,
If you warn them it spoils the surprise.
Napoleon Dynamite
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Listening
Talking
Being bothered about shit things
Talking
Being bothered about shit things
Lefty Frizzell
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Ordering take aways over the phone
Proper Gardening (not potting plants)
Driving the car on journeys when it is dark/Icey/raining
Any job related to the garage/shed
Not wanting to start working part time for hobbies/better life balance
Proper Gardening (not potting plants)
Driving the car on journeys when it is dark/Icey/raining
Any job related to the garage/shed
Not wanting to start working part time for hobbies/better life balance
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