peterleeyacker
Winger
No but his shit catchers were shit at catching shit!!!!
The lad who was out of it
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hudson88
Striker
I remember being down Tranmere in 1996 on the last day of the season.
Lad in front whitied all over the inside of the gorilla costume he was wearing. We were seated just behind an access tunnel, and the lad went down to the tunnel and took off the costume to clean himself up, but threw the f***ing costume back up over the top of the tunnel for his mates to look after.
As he threw it, the chunks of sick from inside the suit went all over quite a few people
Lad in front whitied all over the inside of the gorilla costume he was wearing. We were seated just behind an access tunnel, and the lad went down to the tunnel and took off the costume to clean himself up, but threw the f***ing costume back up over the top of the tunnel for his mates to look after.
As he threw it, the chunks of sick from inside the suit went all over quite a few people
Father Jack Hackett
Striker
I remember being down Tranmere in 1996 on the last day of the season.
Lad in front whitied all over the inside of the gorilla costume he was wearing. We were seated just behind an access tunnel, and the lad went down to the tunnel and took off the costume to clean himself up, but threw the f***ing costume back up over the top of the tunnel for his mates to look after.
As he threw it, the chunks of sick from inside the suit went all over quite a few people
I ran the length pitch at the end of that game and jumped in their end in an attempt to crowd surf. People moved and I smacked my face off a seat.
Rotten Johnny
Central Defender
Surprised he's not been named on social media by now.
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Dilligaf60
Guest
The plastered pooper?
Travelling turd smuggler?
Randy Savage
Winger
Projectile puke pityaker
HarrogateMackem
Striker
He looked in a bad way at half time slumped outside the ground, hope he’s ok!
DurhamRedStripe
Midfield
Warra fanny, I always wait till I'm home in bed to shit myself
Haven't been sick since I was about 20 mind, and in my defence I've never actually shit, there was just this once there was a skid mark when I woke up.
Edit - I feel like I've said too much
Haven't been sick since I was about 20 mind, and in my defence I've never actually shit, there was just this once there was a skid mark when I woke up.
Edit - I feel like I've said too much
thecloughywobble
Striker
Durham brown stripe.Warra fanny, I always wait till I'm home in bed to shit myself
Haven't been sick since I was about 20 mind, and in my defence I've never actually shit, there was just this once there was a skid mark when I woke up.
Edit - I feel like I've said too much
DurhamRedStripe
Midfield
Be more worrying if it was red mind
thecloughywobble
Striker
Dysentery Dave Brown.
Ouch. Ha ha.Be more worrying if it was red mind
Twisted
Striker
thecloughywobble
Striker
When Fabien Barthez wedged his back years agan, I thowt he'd shat hissel as he cowboyed it off the pitch. But he had just wedged his back, much to my disappointment. Mevvies this Nobel laureate thowt he'd dee a tribute but got a little mixed up in his thinking? Or mevvies his colostomy bag burst, poor bloke. It's nee laughing matter.
Twisted
Striker
the old 'mistaknig a colostomy bag for a whoopie cushion'
well we've all been there like
AscotMackem
Central Defender
Needs to learn how to handle his drink/drugs a bit better. First thought when my mate seen him was he sniffed a bit too much of the ol' horse sleeper.
Saucy Jack
Central Defender
Probably just had a bad pint.
andysfootball
Winger
you haven't lived until you have done the grand slam
thecloughywobble
Striker
That was what these days passes for a steak pie marra.
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