The lad who was out of it

Discussion in 'Pure Football' started by Riot Shot Pint, Sep 15, 2018.

  1. Riot Shot Pint

    Riot Shot Pint Midfield

    Bright blue jacket, outside at half time, ambulance called. He didn’t get in it his mate decided to walk him about, he had shit his pants, and had been sick all over a blokes back in the toilet.
    What the hell had he been doing before the game? And why did they not take him away, did he get back on a bus that soiled?
     
  2. Hongkongphooey

    Hongkongphooey Striker

    He would have got a game second half
     
  3. Dagzd1973

    Dagzd1973 Midfield

  4. dred

    dred Winger

    Was not on our coach I am pleased to say.
     
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  5. Hongkongphooey

    Hongkongphooey Striker

    :lol: Good job it wasn’t Charlie in his white suit
     
  6. Goat Hoof

    Goat Hoof Midfield

    dinnar
     
  7. Dagzd1973

    Dagzd1973 Midfield

    Charlie's the sober one that always gets you home safe. Juan is the cad that always fucks off with a group of lasses that he met in the chippy.

    Charles.:cool:
     
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  8. Anth9ftm

    Anth9ftm Midfield

    The police said his mate was taking him to the toilet in the ground before bringing him back to the ambulance.
     
  9. bryc1

    bryc1 Striker

    Gerrin :cool:
     
  10. Rip Van Fish

    Rip Van Fish Striker

    Seen him

    Totally wankered like
     
  11. bowers2

    bowers2 Winger

    Deserves to be banned from everyground for five years or until he actually grows up.
     
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  12. willo

    willo Winger

    Can he play at centre half?
     
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  13. Ginger John

    Ginger John Central Defender Contributor

    Hopefully banned from football. There's just no need to get in that sort of state at the match.
     
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  14. :lol:
     
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  15. Mary Hinge

    Mary Hinge Striker

    Fook off man, all been there....never shat mesel like....
     
  16. Randy Savage

    Randy Savage Winger

    I’d be livid if some pissed up twat spewed all over me like. Couldn’t have had any complaints if the bloke in question had lamped him.
     
  17. davoak

    davoak Striker

    Fucking hell
     
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  18. Ginger John

    Ginger John Central Defender Contributor

    I've never been sick on anyone at the match or shat myself.

    I'd have been annoyed if I'd witnessed that especially if women and children were there.
     
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  19. mickyw

    mickyw Subs Bench

    You'd have been pissed off if you'd seen it due to women and kids been there.

    Am i missing something here? He was only out of it man, fucking hell we've all been there one time or another, it's not like he was getting his cock out and making a nuisance of himself :lol:
     
  20. KNGHTHOOD

    KNGHTHOOD Striker

    Don't think we've all been there at a football match tho'.
     
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