The lad who was out of it

[Thomas Hearns]

Sounds like he had a shit day out

 

[bucksoutcast]

Good mender the morra? We've all been young and daft and made mistakes. Hope the kid is alright.

Hope he is ok, but hope the embarrassment makes him think twice about his behaviour in the future.

 

[Rainhill]

He might have had a stomach bug?

The wife had a dicky belly this morning. Might be a bit of it going about.

 

[Two million voices]

Didn’t realise he’d shit himself.

 

[Riot Shot Pint]

Roughly what age was the lad? I couldn't imagine being that shit faced like

Early 20s.
Saw him in the beech before looked a bad state then.
Was amazed that the police let his mate just escort him away.

 

[rubberface]

Bright blue jacket, outside at half time, ambulance called. He didn’t get in it his mate decided to walk him about, he had shit his pants, and had been sick all over a blokes back in the toilet.
What the hell had he been doing before the game? And why did they not take him away, did he get back on a bus that soiled?

Really need to put that on here?

 

[Riot Shot Pint]

Didn’t realise he’d shit himself.

If he hadn’t he’d been sat in his own sick for a good half hour

 

[yamar1]

Bright blue jacket, outside at half time, ambulance called. He didn’t get in it his mate decided to walk him about, he had shit his pants, and had been sick all over a blokes back in the toilet.
What the hell had he been doing before the game? And why did they not take him away, did he get back on a bus that soiled?

Drinking too much maybee with a bitt too much sniff would be my guess

 

[rubberface]

Hopefully banned from football. There's just no need to get in that sort of state at the match.

You obviously have never lived.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

The wife had a dicky belly this morning. Might be a bit of it going about.

Is she a teacher? It’s the time of year when teaching staff contract bugs from scruffy feral kids.

The lad at the match may be a newly qualified teacher.

 

[mickyw]

Drinking too much maybee with a bitt too much sniff would be my guess

Sounds like his gear might have been cut with laxative

 

[Deleted User 11453]

You obviously have never lived.

I had to take plastic bags in my coat pockets to one match as I was so hungover I expected to chunder at any moment.

Sounds like his gear might have been cut with laxative

That’s what we do in burton to maximise profits.

 

[Rainhill]

Is she a teacher? It’s the time of year when teaching staff contract bugs from scruffy feral kids.

The lad at the match may be a newly qualified teacher.

Not a teacher but in a profession which has contact with children.

Pretty disgusting if the forum is unfairly targeting a newly qualified teacher nind. Someone has even given a description of him. He could lose his job.

 

[Uncle D]

You obviously have never lived.

I lived mate and I've never shit me pants or spewed up on someone the dirty twat.

 

[Grammar Police]

Turnstile?

Burton plod not hot on pissheads getting in?

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Burton plod not hot on pissheads getting in?

The entire town is full of gormless zombies mate, a teacher with a stomach bug will easily slip their blue lines.

 

[Grammar Police]

You obviously have never lived.

Shitting one's self is oft located at the very top of the ''must do before I die" connoisseur's bucket list.

The entire town is full of gormless zombies mate, a teacher with a stomach bug will easily slip their blue lines.

Are they doing that spice shit round there?

 

[Fred Basset]

Hope he is ok, but hope the embarrassment makes him think twice about his behaviour in the future.

Wise words, mate. Spot on.

 

[Two million voices]

If he hadn’t he’d been sat in his own sick for a good half hour

I did see him and he was out of it mind. Dread to think how much he’d actually had to drink the state of him.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Shitting one's self is oft located at the very top of the ''must do before I die" connoisseur's bucket list.


Are they doing that spice shit round there?

There is a big spice problem in Nottingham, but I haven’t been out drinking in burton for a while. About 5 years ago there were loads of lads doing that plant food stuff and it affected their speech.

The local coppers aren’t too bright either.