The crap presents thread - Christmas 2018

[Mantobar]

One of my cousins lad is a goth and his nana bought him best of westlife last year

 

[EchoMan]

Got a potato masher from the wife last year.

Cannot wait to see if this year's is as crap.

She might have got you a tatie to go with it.

 

[natinnam]

2 cans of Stella, packet of pork scratchings and some dairylea triangles, neatly packed in an amazon box and wrapped up. I'm not sure if there is a joke behind it, tbf I'm not even going to ask.

 

[Old Prestonian]

2 cans of Stella, packet of pork scratchings and some dairylea triangles, neatly packed in an amazon box and wrapped up. I'm not sure if there is a joke behind it, tbf I'm not even going to ask.

Very thoughtful that. Its almost a pub buffet.

 

[natinnam]

Very thoughtful that. Its almost a pub buffet.

I guess I'll have to get my own crackers.

It's the most random thing my parents have ever bought us, for nigh on last 20 years, it was either socks or boxers, they've out done themselves this time like.

 

[the boot]

There was a bloke at the match last season sat in front of me and I think he bathed in the stuff , rank

He was probably being polite to whoever bought him it but wanted to use use it all in one go to get rid.

 

[CatRyan]

I never get any presents but this year my sister bought me a new bike as mine got nicked. That was f***ing lovely

 

[zwartekat]

I never get any presents but this year my sister bought me a new bike as mine got nicked. That was f***ing lovely

Why don't you get any presents?

 

[rael]

I never get any presents but this year my sister bought me a new bike as mine got nicked. That was f***ing lovely

Try not to be so naughty next year, then Santa might come.

 

[Deleted member 37458]

Santa still not been here. Missus and daughter are at work (nurses) so not doing pressies till 230. All the presents are out and ready so the young un is beside herself wanting to get into them!!!

God bless your missus and daughter mate.

 

[CatRyan]

Why don't you get any presents?

We don't really do presents, never have

 

[consettsafc]

We don't really do presents, never have

Like us.

 

[zwartekat]

We don't really do presents, never have

 

[the boot]

My Nanna bought me jemima puddleduck bubble bath when I was 18. My sisters got count duckula bubble bath, despite being 5 and 7 years older than me.

I once got binoculars but my old man said I wasn’t allowed outside with them.

 

[Tex]

Since I’m now a dad ...

Brut - by Faberge ... with everyone else’s name on the card.

(Cheap muthafuckas!)

 

[the boot]

God bless your missus and daughter mate.

Aye they had a moan but they know that it can happen.
Feel
For the younger more. Her mates are doing the rounds on social media showing off their stuff and asking her what she got. She’s counting down the minutes bless her.

 

[Wise Man Says]

I’ve got the mother in law a box of shortbread (under orders from the wife). She hasn’t opened it yet

 

[FC United of Manchester]

Bottle of shite Bells whisky
I’ll now have to get a bottle of Drambuie to mix with it to make rusty nails, either that or tip it out and refill the bottle with decent stuff so the gifter thinks I’m drinking it

 

[Tex]

Aye they had a moan but they know that it can happen.
Feel
For the younger more. Her mates are doing the rounds on social media showing off their stuff and asking her what she got. She’s counting down the minutes bless her.

Hard to bear marra.
My bewer is a nurse and once had to work Christmas. We just sacked the whole thing off for the day as she never got home till late, and pretended Boxing Day was Christmas and did it all a day late.

 

[the boot]

Hard to bear marra.
My bewer is a nurse and once had to work Christmas. We just sacked the whole thing off for the day as she never got home till late, and pretended Boxing Day was Christmas and did it all a day late.

Someone’s gotta do it. Tbf the missus had been a nurse for 23 year and only done 6/7 Xmas days. Just luck of the draw.