The crap presents thread - Christmas 2018

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

I once bought an ex an ironing board for Christmas, beat that you fuckers!

Did you lean her over it?

 

[RossTheNinja]

Before or after she was an ex?

Just before. Like minutes.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Did you lean her over it?

Aye. Just to tell her, she's missed a bit on my shirt collar.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Aye. Just to tell her, she's missed a bit on my shirt collar.

Certainly couldn't have been this -

 

[tunstall birdman]

Certainly couldn't have been this -

 

[S.S.R..]

I think it was Billy Connolly that said 'Never trust a man, who when left alone with an Uzbekistan crown... doesn't put it on a pot of tea'.

 

[CatRyan]

Same as my lass, well she's a paramedic, but we aren't doing ours until this coming Saturday as she's worked yesterday, working today, boxing day and Thursday. Been with her 3 years and never had a Christmas with us both at home. She makes me proud everyday but even more so when she's heading out the door at 5am on Christmas day with a smile on her face and a love of helping those in need.

Enjoy tonight mate. They've both deserved every moment.

She is an honest to goodness hero x