The crap presents thread - Christmas 2018

[Red]

2 cans of Stella, packet of pork scratchings and some dairylea triangles, neatly packed in an amazon box and wrapped up. I'm not sure if there is a joke behind it, tbf I'm not even going to ask.

Wrong thread mate, that's brilliant.

 

[Makem57]

Once good a box of hamlet with someones name on it , then the next year the same person gave me a photo album with photos still in it.

 

[Deleted member 14766]

Mam gave an colourfully illustrated children’s book of ‘the Lambton Worm’.

She’s obviously forgotten that she gave it to me for my 63rd birthday in August.*

* I won’t be telling her and I’ll be as delighted with it as I was then.

 

[Tex]

Mam gave an colourfully illustrated children’s book of ‘the Lambton Worm’.

She’s obviously forgotten that she gave it to me for my 63rd birthday in August.*

* I won’t be telling her and I’ll be as delighted with it as I was then.

Well done lad.
At age 63 you’re lucky to still have a Mam.
Merry Christmas.

 

[Some Random Guy]

When you coming down for that?

We're going up here, it's on tour.

 

[dickie mc rich]

A really funny cartoon calendar.










For 2018

 

[Pacific]

a wireless doorbell

 

[vote quimby]

I'll have the tea cosy if no one wants it



Wait until she's 18

Haha fuck that. Merry Christmas mate xx

 

[jubblies]

Haha fuck that. Merry Christmas mate xx

You too xx

 

[alisafc]

He was probably being polite to whoever bought him it but wanted to use use it all in one go to get rid.

 

[Epping]

I forgot to say that it came with a matching coaster. Definitely a tea cosy.

That's a badge to pin on his jacket

 

[Dennis]

17 pairs of socks. Didn't even need any socks ffs

 

[Mainze]

Some thing that goes in fizzy drinks and makes them turn purple and blue etc.

 

[Irishblackcat]

Me and a bunch of lads who have known each other since school meet up every Christmas eve for secret santa .
Last night someone got an axe .
One of the lads somehow had a picture of one of the lads balls naked and got it printed on a pillow and gave it to him

 

[myleftfoot1978]

17 pairs of socks. Didn't even need any socks ffs

Always need socks man, best feelin in the world slipping into new socks after being out in the cold wet weather

 

[the boot]

Well finally had dinner and opened pressies. No binoculars but a book I already had from the missus who bought me it last year. All in all a good year. All the best everyone.

 

[Wise Man Says]

I did canny, a radio alarm clock, a book, socks, gloves and gym gear.

 

[Deleted member 1358]

THe mother in law gave us £40 vouchers for The Star of Siam. There must have been a deal on somewhere. Seems a random gift for us

 

[Snappy]

Santa still not been here. Missus and daughter are at work (nurses) so not doing pressies till 230. All the presents are out and ready so the young un is beside herself wanting to get into them!!!

Same as my lass, well she's a paramedic, but we aren't doing ours until this coming Saturday as she's worked yesterday, working today, boxing day and Thursday. Been with her 3 years and never had a Christmas with us both at home. She makes me proud everyday but even more so when she's heading out the door at 5am on Christmas day with a smile on her face and a love of helping those in need.

Enjoy tonight mate. They've both deserved every moment.

 

[Rob the Ref]

I once got binoculars but my old man said I wasn’t allowed outside with them.

Did the judge believe you?