SMB no-no's and the morality scale they sit on

[Nipple Salad]

Anyone who thinks cheb means tit is a cheb.

What about chebs plural?

 

[the boot]

Nah, lasses flock to married men. Easy pickings.

Or I couldn't do that to me missus mate. Am a one women man.

 

[007Iron]

Starting threads then f***ing them off is the worst of the lot.

Didn't quite go how I thought it would.

 

[mini-x2]

Nah, lasses flock to married men. Easy pickings.

This. I’ve had to fight them off with a flaming shitty stick since I got married. It was just a shitty stick before.

 

[Boinger]

Being a fan of/liking Queen.

 

[Keawyeds]

The death sentence gets a few few frothing at the mouth.

And gash judging by how much they get off on it.

 

[Typhoonftm]

Anyone who thinks cheb means tit is a cheb.

Absolute cheb ends marra.

 

[peachy]

Pronouncing ‘R’ like a ‘V’ if you’re from Roker.

Vokev pavk? Maybe there are pretending to be Vussian?

 

[muggboots]

The death sentence gets a few few frothing at the mouth.

Mainly the ones doing the dying.

 

[Butcher's Coat]

What about chebs plural?

More than one cock.

Cheb = tit Vs Cheb = cock also a source of controversy

Only to the uninitiated.
There's them that narr, and them that dinnat.

Cheb = cock.

 

[cluffy]

Not detesting Celine Dion has to be up there

 

[Typhoonftm]

Only to the uninitiated.
There's them that narr, and them that dinnat.

Cheb = cock.

I've gorra cock like a chebble leg!

 

[dangermows]

I've gorra cock like a chebble leg!

Chabble

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Vegans

 

[Typhoonftm]

Chabble

Sounds better when trying to convince the heathens that chebs are cocks though.

 

[Tadger]

No, it's not.

It just goes to show you can’t trust the Irish.

 

[Brian Griffin]

Never ever ever come on here and ask advice about the Road Safety Course you've been sent on for speeding.

 

[RossTheNinja]

Taking prisoners at this level

 

[Anth9ftm]

Totally agree on the milk in tea. Has to go first in coffee though.

How's that?

Is the correct way(s).

 

[AndyGray1985]

Bet you're the type who burns the roof of his mouth chomping on a pizza too soon anarl.

Who doesn't?