SMB no-no's and the morality scale they sit on

[dangermows]

Phew! Don't drink or smoke so I'll be ok

Get it down ya!

 

[nyron4england]

Does drinking very hot tea cause oesophageal cancer?

Seems like it's likely only if you're a piss head who likes a tab as well.

fucks sake. iced tea from now on

 

[Dmac1969]

Being a Mag is surely the worst imho.

 

[Cowvahlo]

You are a very dull poster.

Not the dullest by a long shot though mate.

 

[007Iron]

Being a Mag is surely the worst imho.

Imagine being a mag who happens to be called Ant.

f***ing hell, auto correct just threw up Crash BAnticoot.

 

[yorkyexile]

Showering with the dog.
Letterbox threats.
Leaving skins on savaloys.

You remove them? your a wrang un Becs, bet you have sauce on a steak as well..I suspect I may have missed a thread on saveloy etiquette

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

shitting in your lasses knicker drawer vs not shitting in your lasses knicker drawer

not believing Mother Theresa was a little shithouse

 

[PinzaC55]

Not thinking Sunderland Council is the source of all things good.

 

[CheersMarra84]

I’ve been paid cash before and claimed benefits but not at the same time. Am I for the drop?

No chance, nowt better than double bubble marra! Good luck to you!

 

[Tadger]

The spelling of craic / crack - Still a contentious issue

It’s only contentious if you think it’s spelled “craic” when it isn’t.

 

[mini-x2]

Watching ‘The Voice’
Wearing skinny jeans
Having a full sleeve tattoo/beard combo

 

[Some Random Guy]

The spelling of craic / crack - Still a contentious issue

No, it's not.

 

[Amnorrageordie]

Never turn out unless you have 2 grands worth of attire on. Or not.

 

[007Iron]

Need someone to compile all these into a nice list. Despite starting the thread, I now can't be arsed.

Any volunteers?

 

[dangermows]

Starting threads then f***ing them off is the worst of the lot.

 

[Charmless Man]

Pronouncing ‘R’ like a ‘V’ if you’re from Roker.

 

[alisafc]

All necessary marra. Anyone making coffee in a cold cup is doing it wrong.

I don't know how I lived before I discovered hot milk in coffee

 

[the boot]

Wearing a wedding ring is just below multiple murders.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

The death sentence gets a few few frothing at the mouth.

 

[dangermows]

Wearing a wedding ring is just below multiple murders.

Nah, lasses flock to married men. Easy pickings.