SMB no-no's and the morality scale they sit on

[dangermows]

Who doesn't?

Me.

 

[AndyGray1985]

Me.

You must be very clever.

I recently stood in the pizzeria waiting for my bait and noticed the oven temperature was 400 C. + - Thinking: "That's really hot". Getting the pizza I walked 30 feet, sat down, grabbed a slice and burned all skin off the top of my mouth.

 

[dangermows]

You must be very clever.

I recently stood in the pizzeria waiting for my bait and noticed the oven temperature was 400 C. + - Thinking: "That's really hot". Getting the pizza I walked 30 feet, sat down, grabbed a slice and burned all skin off the top of my mouth.

Ya daft get

 

[Keawyeds]

I know it's a contentious issue, but I still say that pineapple on pizza is more than acceptable. It's delicious.

 

[Frijj]

I know it's a contentious issue, but I still say that pineapple on pizza is more than acceptable. It's delicious.

Scum

 

[Keawyeds]

Scum

Bring it, bitch

 

[Some Random Guy]

I know it's a contentious issue, but I still say that pineapple on pizza is more than acceptable. It's delicious.

Wrang'un.

 

[Keawyeds]

Wrang'un.

Guilty as charged

 

[RossTheNinja]

I know it's a contentious issue, but I still say that pineapple on pizza is more than acceptable. It's delicious.

I think this is the only thing you've posted that I've agreed with . Have a like

 

[Keawyeds]

I think this is the only thing you've posted that I've agreed with . Have a like

Shirley not the ONLY thing!

 

[Ludwig]

Addressing SMB’ers as Guys , absolutely horrendous and will never overcome the embarrassment

 

[RossTheNinja]

Shirley not the ONLY thing!

Maybe you said Rodwell was shite, but I think that's like agreeing water is wet

And don't call me Shirley

 

[Ludwig]

See, I do that with coffee, but not tea.
Unless it's a china cup or something and you're pouring from a teapot. Other than that I have no idea how it works.

Well ah mean, you just don’t have milk in coffee ! ( unless you’re having milky coffee that is )

 

[Some Random Guy]

Addressing SMB’ers as Guys , absolutely horrendous and will never overcome the embarrassment

Agreed. Wankers down to a man.

 

[Charmless Man]

Vokev pavk? Maybe there are pretending to be Vussian?

Spot the southerner. People from Sunderland don’t really pronounce the ‘R’ at the end of Roker.

Just ‘Voker’ really, and it sounds like a bit of a mixture between an R and a V when you hear it. It’s a very peculiar thing to hear. But it does exist.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Sitting down for a piss is frowned upon iirc.

 

[Charmless Man]

Agreed. Wankers down to a guy

Tidied

Sitting down for a piss is frowned upon iirc.

Whereas sitting down for a piss or poo facing the wrong way is applauded.

 

[Bad_mother]

Celebrating St Patrick's Day outside Ireland

Spelling Fullwell wrong

 

[Keawyeds]

Whereas sitting down for a piss or poo facing the wrong way is applauded.

I only thought lasses in massive wedding dresses had to do that.

 

[Wizards Sleeve]

Hot curry wankers. Not the poster Chicken Jal Kingdom, but people who eat the hottest eyemelting rubies they can get