SMB no-no's and the morality scale they sit on

[007Iron]

Consider the (in no particular order) crimes, and rearrange or add more if required (in descending order);

Being Ant McPartlin
Committing multiple murders
Being a mag
Child sexual abuse
Committing rape
Tax evasion
Punching a hoss
Eating in Taybarnes
Claiming benefits
Braying your partner
Putting sauce on steaks

 

[dangermows]

Spelling Taybarns wrong is the worst.

Professional footballers eating doughnuts is also right up there.

 

[becs]

Showering with the dog.
Letterbox threats.
Leaving skins on savaloys.

 

[cornish mackem]

I’ve been paid cash before and claimed benefits but not at the same time. Am I for the drop?

 

[Keawyeds]

The spelling of craic / crack - Still a contentious issue

 

[007Iron]

Showering with the dog.
Letterbox threats.
Eating savaloys.

Thoroughly agree.

 

[ProfessionalMackem]

The spelling of craic / crack - Still a contentious issue

Not if you use craick...

 

[007Iron]

Spelling Taybarns wrong is the worst.

Professional footballers eating doughnuts is also right up there.

Shit.

I don't frequent the place, so not too familiar with its spelling.

 

[dangermows]

Putting milk in before the water when making a cuppa.

Shit.

I don't frequent the place, so not too familiar with its spelling.

No point mate, you'd never get parked anyway.

Consider the (in no particular order) crimes, and rearrange or add more if required (in descending order);

Being Ant McPartlin
Committing multiple murders
Being a mag
Child sexual abuse
Committing rape
Tax evasion
Punching a hoss
Eating in Taybarnes
Claiming benefits
Braying your partner
Putting sauce on steaks

Being a mag is the worst.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

The spelling of craic / crack - Still a contentious issue

Cheb = tit Vs Cheb = cock also a source of controversy

 

[Keawyeds]

Not if you use craick...

Oh dear. That's taking things a step too far

 

[MackemBob]

Showering with saveloys
Dog threats.
Leaving skins on letterboxes

 

[007Iron]

Putting milk in before the water when making a cuppa.



No point mate, you'd never get parked anyway.



Being a mag is the worst.

Totally agree on the milk in tea. Has to go first in coffee though.

How's that?

 

[dangermows]

Cheb = tit Vs Cheb = cock also a source of controversy

Anyone who thinks cheb means tit is a cheb.

 

[Keawyeds]

Putting milk in before the water when making a cuppa.

See, I do that with coffee, but not tea.
Unless it's a china cup or something and you're pouring from a teapot. Other than that I have no idea how it works.

 

[007Iron]

Showering with saveloys
Dog threats.
Leaving skins on letterboxes

Phew! At least the skins are left on the dogs.

 

[Son of Stan]

Being Robson Green?
People constantly sniffing at work (this might just be me, actually).

 

[dangermows]

Totally agree on the milk in tea. Has to go first in coffee though.

How's that?

No milk in coffee.

See, I do that with coffee, but not tea.
Unless it's a china cup or something and you're pouring from a teapot. Other than that I have no idea how it works.

When I used to have milk in coffee I did that too. Boiling water in cup. Pour water out. Splash of milk in the cup. Cup in microwave for 14 seconds. Cup onto small shelf on coffee machine. Hit the button. Done.

 

[Keawyeds]

When I used to have milk in coffee I did that too. Boiling water in cup. Pour water out. Splash of milk in the cup. Cup in microwave for 14 seconds. Cup onto small shelf on coffee machine. Hit the button. Done.

That sounds somewhat OTT, but if you enjoyed it, fair enough

 

[007Iron]

Not much in the way of ordered lists like.