SMB no-no's and the morality scale they sit on

[Tadger]

I know it's a contentious issue, but I still say that pineapple on pizza is more than acceptable. It's delicious.

That’s like saying “I know it’s a contentious issue, but I still say that eating my own scabs is more than acceptable. It’s delicious.”

Wrang’un.

 

[007Iron]

That’s like saying “I know it’s a contentious issue, but I still say that eating my own scabs is more than acceptable. It’s delicious.”

Wrang’un.

Unless it's in a sweet and sour dish, there's no reason to eat pineapple at all.

 

[Keawyeds]

That’s like saying “I know it’s a contentious issue, but I still say that eating my own scabs is more than acceptable. It’s delicious.”

Wrang’un.

No it isn't. Scabs are not food. Ever.
Pineapple is food.
Fool.

 

[Tadger]

No it isn't. Scabs are not food. Ever.
Pineapple is food.
Fool.

When you put pineapple on a pizza it might as well be a dry, protective crust.

 

[dangermows]

Sitting down for a piss is frowned upon iirc.

And rightly so.

 

[Tadger]

Unless it's in a sweet and sour dish, there's no reason to eat pineapple at all.

In it’s correct context pineapple is nice.

 

[JonMc]

Unless it's in a sweet and sour dish, there's no reason to eat pineapple at all.

My go-to breakfast when I'm in asia. Roadside stall...50p cut and bagged up by some old biddy...deliciously sorted. Sometimes mix in some mango chunks but pineapple is lovely.

 

[Keawyeds]

When you put pineapple on a pizza it might as well be a dry, protective crust.

Always been moist when I've had it

 

[Tadger]

Always been moist when I've had it

Pervert.

 

[Butcher's Coat]

Phrases like "go to" and "signature dish"
WTF?
Meh

 

[007Iron]

Always been moist when I've had it

I should hope so

Pervert.

 

[Charmless Man]

I only thought lasses in massive wedding dresses had to do that.

Or our Brendan.