LondonMackem
Striker
Your lass would knack you man
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Your lass would knack you man
Always been my experience. There’s a lad pointed out on this thread he wasn’t arsed but he must be the exception to the rule. It’s great going in a barber and coming out with a fresh hair cut. Always get compliments for being well groomed, being well dressed, smelling nice and taking care of myself. Get my hair and beard cut every two weeks and love being able to keep myself looking smart. Nowt you can do with a bald head really.I know your thinking is flawed.
Awful innit. Imagine having that all your life rather than maybe once a month.Ditto.
I’m sure you don’t look like shit man. I’m used to having hair etc so I suppose it’s me being a fanny. I’d be gutted. At least you’re probably not as clumsy as me. Phrenology would be difficult with my heed.
Always thought this. Feet are far too small.Nee wonder you're clumsy, trying to balance on your tiny trotters
Alreet then 5 elivenAnd a gateshead fan.
Anyone who says" and a half" on their height is usually small like.
Agree.Anyone who says" and a half" on their height is usually small like.
5' 11" and three quarters is class. Thank you very much.I’m 6’2, fuck being anything under 6ft. Must be shite.
or even worse, getting 'daft little' before their nameMust be shite being a shortarse.
Everyone I’ve ever known who’s a bit of a midget gets ‘Little’ put before their actual name.
Bercow ! ORDER ORDERI wonder who’ll be named first?
Anyone who says" and a half" on their height is usually small like.
That's true ayeLikewise adding a half on their age
You have got to be ginger to come out with shite like that. I bet you have funny albino eyes as well. Ugly ginger mess.Always been my experience. There’s a lad pointed out on this thread he wasn’t arsed but he must be the exception to the rule. It’s great going in a barber and coming out with a fresh hair cut. Always get compliments for being well groomed, being well dressed, smelling nice and taking care of myself. Get my hair and beard cut every two weeks and love being able to keep myself looking smart. Nowt you can do with a bald head really.
Awful innit. Imagine having that all your life rather than maybe once a month.
So it makes you Grumpy and not Happy.I don't find it funny to belittle someone.
Baldy short arses normally have a decent sense of humour, they know they have fallen short in other departments, so, try to make up for it with GSOH.Kick a man when he is down why dontcha I am not only a shorty but a baldy shorty
There's fat baldy shortarses, even the thin baldy shortarses look down on them.f***ing hell, if you’re a shortarse AND baldy there’s no hope is there?