Short man syndrome



Always been my experience. There’s a lad pointed out on this thread he wasn’t arsed but he must be the exception to the rule. It’s great going in a barber and coming out with a fresh hair cut. Always get compliments for being well groomed, being well dressed, smelling nice and taking care of myself. Get my hair and beard cut every two weeks and love being able to keep myself looking smart. Nowt you can do with a bald head really.
Pleased for you. You're still way off the mark though. I've got plenty of colleagues and mate's with no hair and not one of them exhibits follic despair.
 
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Winger
I'd rather be me and 5ft 9ins. A lot of tall blokes are ungainly and out of proportion. Freakish-looking with clown shoes. Herman Munster-looking cnts. :lol:
 

bobpc30

Winger
Have to admit I’m 6 foot 3 and if someone is taller than me I don’t like it. It’s fairly rare but I often go out with a group of mates and one is 6 foot 8, it took me ages to end up being mates with him and getting on.

Must be really hard when your short and feel inadequate most of the time. I think bald people must have the same problems. Must always feel like they need to prove something as they have a poor look about them.
Had a receding hairline since I was about thirteen, never felt like that. Always got mistaken for bring at least five year older.
 

mini-x2

Striker
People who are thinning on top get dead touchy about it like. Nowt more embarrassing than seeing somebody who’s got a bald patch or hardly any barnet left growing their hair long to cover it.
 

OOOSH YEAH

Midfield
People who are thinning on top get dead touchy about it like. Nowt more embarrassing than seeing somebody who’s got a bald patch or hardly any barnet left growing their hair long to cover it.
They get really touchy when you mention it on here. I made a passing comment about it aimed at absolutely nobody and we have a lad really upset about it here.
 

mini-x2

Striker
They get really touchy when you mention it on here. I made a passing comment about it aimed at absolutely nobody and we have a lad really upset about it here.
Dunno why they don’t just shave it all off? Unless they look like The Master off Salem’s Lot or summit like. Must’ve been a nightmare losing your thatch in the 70s like when long hair was all the rage. Bet gadgees wore wigs and all sorts.
 

OOOSH YEAH

Midfield
Dunno why they don’t just shave it all off? Unless they look like The Master off Salem’s Lot or summit like. Must’ve been a nightmare losing your thatch in the 70s like when long hair was all the rage. Bet gadgees wore wigs and all sorts.
If you’re into your clothes and that losing your hair must be absolutely devastating. Huge way of expressing yourself if you are into looking good. Honestly I’d get a hair transplant I couldn’t cope with being the but of people’s jokes like they are.
 

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