Short man syndrome

[Jorrd93]

So it’s x10 worse if you’re are a shorty and a slapheed?

Aye cos you can't gain a few inches with some gel.

 

[Jon Dough]

So it’s x10 worse if you’re are a shorty and a slapheed?

Sadly it isn’t x10 times better

 

[ShaabanShaaban]

Have to admit I’m 6 foot 3 and if someone is taller than me I don’t like it. It’s fairly rare but I often go out with a group of mates and one is 6 foot 8, it took me ages to end up being mates with him and getting on.

Must be really hard when your short and feel inadequate most of the time. I think bald people must have the same problems. Must always feel like they need to prove something as they have a poor look about them.

I’m 6’ 8” like. I get all the littleuns griefing me to fuck.

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

I'd like to shorter, fuck on trying to get trousers.

What size shoe are you though? Must be canny in the sales getting the sizes nobody wants.

I’m 6’ 8” like. I get all the littleuns griefing me to fuck.

You’ll be the type of person they hate

 

[foggy]

I’m 2.13 metre squared

 

[TheManFromSunderland]

I’m 4ft 2 , bald and obese.........problem anyone?

 

[ShaabanShaaban]

What size shoe are you though? Must be canny in the sales getting the sizes nobody wants.


You’ll be the type of person they hate

I am.

 

[oROSSo]

What size shoe are you though? Must be canny in the sales getting the sizes nobody wants.


You’ll be the type of person they hate

got small feet for my height. Usually an 11

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

got small feet for my height. Usually an 11

Shite that. Me too like I’m a size 9.

 

[LondonMackem]

Like a bean pole though. Strong breeze and you are down.

I’m not lanky by any stretch, but I’m a slim lad

 

[dangermows]

Have to admit I’m 6 foot 3 and if someone is taller than me I don’t like it. It’s fairly rare but I often go out with a group of mates and one is 6 foot 8, it took me ages to end up being mates with him and getting on.

Must be really hard when your short and feel inadequate most of the time. I think bald people must have the same problems. Must always feel like they need to prove something as they have a poor look about them.

Be alright being bald at 6 foot 8 as no fucker can see your head.

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

Be alright being bald at 6 foot 8 as no fucker can see your head.

Aye I never thought of that like. Good point.

 

[Ludwig]

I am virtually a dwarf,almost a Pygmy,it’s like living in land of the giants or brobdingnang at times but what can I say,bad genetics.

And you’re a Goalkeeper, you’re not Lea Camp by any chance are you.

 

[Snappy]

I’m not lanky by any stretch, but I’m a slim lad

Your lass would knack you man

 

[Jon Dough]

And you’re a Goalkeeper, you’re not Lea Camp by any chance are you.

I always had small goals in life

 

[MattyM 09/109]

Probably just older and grumpier, 4 inches extra height is about 12 years off your life.

 

[Aituk7]

So it’s x10 worse if you’re are a shorty and a slapheed?

And a gateshead fan.

I'm 5 ten and a half, exactly the same height as Mike Tyson, so fuckin beware, i'll have yas all.

Anyone who says" and a half" on their height is usually small like.

 

[Charmless Man]

Probably just older and grumpier, 4 inches extra height is about 12 years off your life.

It's true like, you don't see many proper tall old men.

I'm 6'1 and it's the perfect height imo.

 

[max wartbug]

I think bald people must have the same problems. Must always feel like they need to prove something as they have a poor look about them.

I know your thinking is flawed.

 

[HoxtonMackem]

Have to admit I’m 6 foot 3 and if someone is taller than me I don’t like it. It’s fairly rare but I often go out with a group of mates and one is 6 foot 8, it took me ages to end up being mates with him and getting on.

Must be really hard when your short and feel inadequate most of the time. I think bald people must have the same problems. Must always feel like they need to prove something as they have a poor look about them.

Ditto.